The Revue: Steal my Kisses/Textual Healing English spoof

I’ve cut a one-act (Bec and Nick’s take on the Eng­lish Advanced course) bit of The Revue and com­pressed it into a digestible chunk, and have pub­lished it on Our­Me­dia.

Get the dialup-happy ver­sion here (it’s 5MB or some­thing), or [25MB decent qual­ity ver­sion com­ing, if it ever uploads. Their site sucks. Watch this space.] See this update for more.

Our­Me­dia is ter­ri­ble to use aside from the whole free band­width and stor­age thing. I hon­estly don’t mind sup­ply­ing ridicu­lous amounts of meta­data, but its inter­face is absolutely painful — and, to make things worse, if I do as they rec­om­mend and use their crappy “Our­Me­dia Pub­lisher Tool” (it sucks, don’t use it unless some­one has a gun to your head, and think twice even then… the gun to your head may have noth­ing to do with Our­Me­dia!), I can enter all the meta­data I want in its “help­ful” wiz­ards, and none of it will make it through to the actual site. Thanks guys. I’m now upload­ing a higher res­o­lu­tion ver­sion again via HTTP, because… yeah, you guessed it, the Pub­lisher tool crashed.

There must be some­thing about that name and crappy soft­ware. Microsoft’s prod­uct was (I haven’t used it for years) far more sta­ble, but equally pathetic.

I’m think­ing about switch­ing across to Google Video instead, but am reluc­tant to because it locks data in a lit­tle bit more… so, we’ll see.

Okay, I got sick of try­ing to pub­lish it for free… so it’s going up on the same server host­ing the year12.joahua.com site (appro­pri­ate, niet?). Audio is a lit­tle cleaner in the WMV ver­sion… but if you want near-source qual­ity instead, get the DVD. Here’s the broad­band ver­sion. If some­one feels like con­tribut­ing cap­tions, be my guest.

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posted on Thursday, October 27th, 2005 at 4:57 pm by Josh, filed under AV, School/Uni, Visual.

9 Responses to “The Revue: Steal my Kisses/Textual Healing English spoof”

  1. Sam says:

    “Win­dows Media Player can­not play the file because the proxy server is not respond­ing. The proxy server might be tem­porar­ily unavail­able or your Player proxy set­tings might not be valid.”

    ?

    I use WMP10 if that helps.

  2. Josh says:

    Right click on the link “dialup-happy ver­sion here” above and hit “Save Link As” (You’re a Fire­fox gal aren’t you?)… and then save it locally some­where before you play it back. If that’s not work­ing, then it’s not just your Media Player set­tings and I’ll try and fig­ure out what’s going on/host it some­where else.

  3. Samantha says:

    Yes, I am a foxy lady. :p
    I was try­ing to open it in a new tab, rather than sav­ing it.
    Thank you for your help!

  4. Samantha says:

    Another thing, is there any way you could acquire the lyrics for the song? Some of it is a bit hard to understand.

  5. Josh says:

    Yeah, I’ll try and get an orig­i­nal copy of the lyrics… coz I can’t pick out all of it myself. I’m also hop­ing to get another video of the Revue to aug­ment footage/audio (i.e. so it’s less crappy :P with all due respect to Kim’s camera’s micro­phone, of course).

  6. any chance for a cable happy version?

  7. actu­ally yeah I agree on that

    get us some lyrics (please)… the audio’s totally buggered

  8. Josh says:

    Audio is much bet­ter on the decent-bitrate ver­sion. I’m upload­ing by FTP to a less-crappy-than Our­me­dia server. Will advise (and make a new post about it, as this post has slipped towards invisibility).

  9. […] So, as soon as I uploaded a moderate-resolution WMV ver­sion of the video to year12.joahua.com, Google Video decided it was going to approve it. How­ever, it seems the Google ver­sion is pretty poor qual­ity (yes, I uploaded the same ver­sion to both Google and my own site), so if you want qual­ity it’s best to go with the year12.joahua source — though the audio qual­ity on both of them seems to be about the same. […]

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