Nearly-perfect laptop

I found the per­fect lap­top for me. It’s cheap ($700, plus what­ever it’d cost me to add wire­less and 512MB of mem­ory to it — has 256 at the minute), com­pact (12.1″), and insanely light­weight (3.53 pounds, which Google reli­ably informs me is 1.6KG).

But it’s an IBM, so it’s not an option. I didn’t realise this until after I’d got all excited over the specs and it was a shat­ter­ing moment!

IBM have always epit­o­mised appalling lap­top design for me, mostly because of their insis­tance on a joy­stick as a mouse (what the HELL is with that?!) but also because of the inanity of their deci­sion to arbi­trar­ily change the lay­out of the key­board… par­tic­u­larly omit­ting a Start key. I don’t care if I use Linux… I’ve mapped my start key in Ubuntu so that it works the same way! It’s a bril­liant inno­va­tion (unless, of course, you’re a gamer with chunky fin­gers and dis­like being dumped out of games… though that ceased to be a prob­lem post-3dfx/dedicated 3D-accelleration-only cards!), and IBM have to go and ruin it for every­one. Angry angry angry.

It was such a nice laptop…

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posted on Saturday, February 11th, 2006 at 1:48 pm by Josh, filed under General.

8 Responses to “Nearly-perfect laptop”

  1. Steve says:

    I dis­agree. IBM make exactly what their name sug­gests: busi­ness machines — they include every­thing a lap­top should; porta­bil­ity (weight, bat­tery life), tough build (can with­stand much abuse), and reli­a­bil­ity (in-built back-up/restore that main­tains per­sonal files, etc).

    The use of a joy­stick is only com­pul­sary if you buy the 12″ mod­els — all their larger mod­els have both a joy­stick and a thumb­pad — but it does a great job of sav­ing space and pre­vent­ing acci­den­tal mouse move­ments on smaller lap­tops (plus allow­ing more room for the key­board). Plus, any­one with a lap­top car­ries a mouse any­way. No chance you wouldn’t. Agreed RE the start but­ton, but they’re not the only brand.

    On the down side, IBM lap­tops are often picky about their VGA out­puts; some­times it works fine, oth­ers it takes a bit of fiddling.

    I wouldn’t, how­ever, buy a lap­top in this day and age with­out in-built wire­less. It’s seri­ously UNCOOL hav­ing to insert a PCMCIA card (or USB don­gle) to use wire­less inter­net; some­thing else to carry, sucks more power, requires third-party soft­ware (untested with lap­top specs), prone to caus­ing dam­age if you tilt the lappy on its side and snap the card in half (eas­ier than it sounds), plus the idea of wire­less is that it’s con­ve­nient — a PCMCIA card is most often LESS con­ve­nient than a wired con­nec­tion (due to crappy third-party con­fig­u­ra­tion, insert/remove pro­ce­dures, etc).

  2. Steve says:

    Side note: Har­vey Nor­man is sell­ing an HP tablet PC (12″) for $1800-ish at the moment (EOL) at their clear­ance cen­tre in Auburn — no opti­cal drive, but it’s reduced from $3,000 — good value.

  3. Josh says:

    I def­i­nitely won’t be car­ry­ing a mouse most of the time. I’m not inter­ested in a 12″ lap­top so I can carry more crap.

    As for wire­less, yeah, that’s not great… but for $40 or what­ever a USB-key-style wire­less adapter is now­days, I don’t par­tic­u­larly mind (plus wire­less isn’t some­thing I’d be want­ing to use 100% of the time… it’s going to be mostly for uni, and USyd’s wire­less is hor­ren­dously expen­sive… so I won’t be using it there!)

    Like the side­note, should look into that, thanks!

  4. Josh says:

    Oh and it’d be run­ning XP, from what I’ve seen USB wire­less NICs work about as well as wired ones (that is to say, pretty much out of the box). In the cases I’ve seen where that wasn’t so, it was just a mat­ter of installing a dri­ver… no crappy tray apps.

    In fact, I think Acer lap­tops (mightn’t be Acer… I was using one this morn­ing but can’t remem­ber the brand) ship with pro­pri­etary soft­ware for net­work autodis­cov­ery (you know, the thing XP does pretty much flaw­lessly itself) that has to be run sep­a­rately. And that’s for ‘inbuilt’ wire­less… pathetic, huh?

  5. Steve says:

    You’ll totally carry a mouse :P

    And you’ll so regret not hav­ing wire­less built in too :P

  6. Steve says:

    Mind you, I’ve decided to hold off (if i can stand the wait) as the new Intel Duo CPU lap­tops are start­ing to sell (Sam­sung released one in Aus­tralia last week or so) — from what I can see, they boast much bet­ter bat­tery life — a stan­dard spec of around 6 hours com­pared to the 4 hour stan­dard of most Cen­trino note­books (for the nor­mal ver­sion, but there’s also two sin­gle core ultra-low volt­age CPU mod­els). Plus they’re faster etc…

    Con­sid­er­ing the lat­est Sony 12″ note­book with a 14.5 hour extended bat­tery on a Cen­trino chip, I can’t wait to see 24+ hours, which is no doubt less than 12 months away. Then again, if I don’t get a new lap­top within a few months I’ll be unhappy.

  7. Sam says:

    Though it’s only a small con­ces­sion, if you don’t like the con­tin­u­ous WHIRL WHIRL of your soon-to-be infu­ri­at­ingly dia­bol­i­cal lap­top, you could always try this approach: http://www.tomshardware.com/2006/01/09/strip_out_the_fans/

  8. Josh says:

    I don’t really want a lap­top for the noise… more for porta­bil­ity (which is why I’m barely even con­sid­er­ing any­thing big­ger than 13″)/use any­where (which is why I’m not inter­ested in any­thing with less than 4hrs bat­tery life) rea­sons. The soak-PC-in-oil-for-heat-reasons solu­tion is cool, but waaaay too high main­te­nance for me :P

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