St George Internet banking sucks

It requires Java. I can live with that, it’s a web application.

I had to call up to find out what browsers they offi­cially sup­ported, only to be told that sup­port was lim­ited to Inter­net Explorer on Win­dows, Mac (!!) and Netscape 7+ on both plat­forms. Fire­fox “hasn’t been tested”, Safari hasn’t been looked at. I’m not par­tic­u­larly keen on this, but hey, they’re a bank… we all expect them to be a bit backwards.

The appli­ca­tion sniffs for a Java Vir­tual Machine and refuses to load with­out even pro­vid­ing an error mes­sage if one isn’t detected. This wouldn’t be so bad but for the fact that it checks explic­itly and exclu­sively for the Sun vir­tual machine… so any­one who doesn’t use that plat­form for what­ever rea­son (licens­ing, eth­i­cal, platform) — even if they have another fully com­pat­i­ble vir­tual machine — can’t get access.

My solu­tion? Dis­able Java (not JavaScript) alto­gether using the Web Developer’s tool­bar, then sign in (it doesn’t choke!), wait til you get to the main applet pane, re-enable Java, and press F5. Magic, it works.

There is absolutely no rea­son or excuse for this behav­iour. If this fits into some per­verted notion of secu­rity, I’m not com­fort­able hav­ing my money there. If it’s the prod­uct of an incom­pe­tent web team… well… they’re an incom­pe­tent web team. Grr.

I called up and asked why it wasn’t work­ing, then explic­itly asked for a report to be for­warded to the web team. Please lots of peo­ple do this (heh, you don’t even need to be with St George… they didn’t ask me for a name or account num­ber dur­ing the phone call!)… this ser­vice is unnec­ces­sar­ily stu­pid at present!

On a plus side, their phone ser­vice is good fun. I couldn’t find a sup­port num­ber quickly, so I called the drag­ondi­rect num­ber pro­vided on a let­ter (1300 30 10 20) and when none of the options matched “sup­port”, I just ham­mered “9” repeat­edly. Works on a lot of PBX sys­tems, and it worked there… I got through to a human within 30 sec­onds, who then put me straight into the queue for web sup­port. Good stuff.

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posted on Wednesday, February 15th, 2006 at 8:35 pm by Josh, filed under General, Usability.

5 Responses to “St George Internet banking sucks”

  1. Steve says:

    You must best mis­taken about the require­ment for Sun VM, I don’t use Sun and mine works fine. Plus, Inter­net Explorer is the only browser you ever need.

  2. Josh says:

    Oh? What VM do you use then? I thought MS had dis­con­tin­ued theirs because they had their arses sued… but, either way, obvi­ously they’d cater for that… they sup­port IE5/PC which is still Win­dows 98 (albeit updated ver­sion) vintage.

  3. Yana says:

    Banks are just silly. I’m con­sid­ere­ing St George for the sim­ple rea­son — they aren’t west­pac. A human in 30 sec­onds eh? well, I’d love west­pac to get some of that action. Last time I tried to talk to a human I was on the phone for over an hour, being trans­fered from accounts to credit (they already knew I didnt qual­ify — insert loud growl­ing noise here) then to soft­ware sup­port, then to com­plaints (i won­der why :p). I have no idea about their web­site — but for secruity appar­ently, you have to use your mouse to press but­tons on the web page instead of typ­ing in pass­words and the such… shrug… I know I’m blonde but I just don’t under­stand.… meh, I’m tempted just to keep my money under my mat­tress, although it doesnt get any inter­est there… and I cant access it from the other side of the world, well, i couldnt with west­pac any­way!
    apolo­gies for the rant :)

  4. Sam says:

    Oh Katy, I don’t think the “accu­mu­la­tion of inter­est” argu­ment is a very strong one. Do you really care about get­ting a whole 0.23 cents every once in a while, only to have it taken away — along with your actual money — in bank fees? Thought not. :p

  5. Neil says:

    Try access­ing or pay­ing your mort­gage or per­sonal loan or credit card after 11:00pm with St George. You can’t. Idiotic.

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