Walt Whitman and the Most Boring Lecture Yet

Well, it might be the sim­pler Eng­lish course this semes­ter, but that doesn’t mean its poten­tial for frus­tra­tion is in any way dimin­ished. Some lec­turer wasted an hour of my life today talk­ing about the bind­ing and cover of Whitman’s Leaves of Grass, the three metaphors in the title of that work, par­rot­ing some Emer­son essay for about thirty min­utes, and extolling the virtues of the Amer­i­can char­ac­ter as though it were some homo­erotic process of cre­ative inspi­ra­tion. Oh. Dear. And I won’t even start on her inep­ti­tude in the art of click­ing “next” in Pow­er­point. Shoot me now.

Unfor­tu­nately it is the same lec­turer again tomor­row. I’m going to be get­ting an aisle seat close to the door.

Then there is (mer­ci­fully) a one-week hia­tus, after which she will pro­ceed to (prob­a­bly) butcher Emily Dick­in­son — who looks vastly more inter­est­ing than Whit­man to start with, but I fear this can only mean there is fur­ther to fall.

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posted on Tuesday, August 1st, 2006 at 5:06 pm by Josh, filed under School/Uni.

9 Responses to “Walt Whitman and the Most Boring Lecture Yet”

  1. Anonymous says:

    I have to agree. I also thought that the lec­ture was ter­ri­ble. First the change the read­ing list com­pletely.… Now this!Unfortunately I’m notic­ing a theme amongst the lec­tures of this course so far… some­thing that i can only label as ‘suck­i­ness’… and its not look­ing good for the rest of semes­ter. I’m suprised some­one actu­ally got any impres­sion of what she was going on about. I swear she was mak­ing up bull. No won­der so many peo­ple tuned out and started talk­ing about what they would be doing after­wards and devis­ing escape plans to make it hap­pen sooner…

  2. Josh says:

    She wasn’t just mak­ing up bull. A lot of it (all of it?) checks out as okay and true, etc., but it just has crap-all rel­e­vance to the notion of invent­ing moder­nity. Being inspired by Emerson’s con­cep­tion of a poet and/or sex­ual cre­ation has, it would seem, very lit­tle to do with any­thing. She alluded to the course’s title (ENGL1015: Invent­ing Moder­nity, for all the spec­ta­tors out there) at one point and pulled a sur­prised face that there was some link between what she was talk­ing about and that. It was one of those cathar­tic moments wherein you can see the lec­turer realise they’ve been wast­ing the time of every­one in the room exten­sively. Sigh.

    And yes, the devis­ing escape plans thing is so true :-| I espe­cially enjoyed watch­ing the main lec­turer (MH) appear to be on the verge of apoplexy as she turned around when­ever peo­ple were speak­ing at the start (treat­ing every­one like school stu­dents, which shouldn’t have to be the case if the lec­ture wasn’t crap), but by the end resignedly sit­ting in her chair fac­ing sto­ically for­wards. Maybe that’s a lit­tle cruel of me… maybe.

    Oh, and if anon would care to reveal his/her iden­tity that would be most wel­come. I’ve port-scanned your IP to no avail and am intrigued to know who else that vis­its this web­site is doing that course!

  3. Tori says:

    oh the PAAAAAAIIN

  4. mark says:

    Syd­ney uni may have the bet­ter his­tory courses, but it seems that UNSW has the bet­ter eng­lish courses. Id rather the bet­ter eng­lish courses cause (most of) the his­tory courses are inher­ently inter­est­ing, while methinks you need to work hard to make an inter­est­ing enl­gish course…

    have a fun semester!

  5. Black Yoshi says:

    What’s it all got to do with school?

  6. Josh says:

    Oh the course is awe­some. I’ll have great fun when not in lec­tures. Heck, if they can whip out some­one bet­ter than the two we’ve had already (it’d be hard not to, there are some awe­some staff around) I’ll have great fun in lec­tures, get­ting excited and vaguely end up resem­bling one of those in-car bobbing-head dogs nod­ding in agree­ment. If. I’m just hav­ing trou­ble see­ing past my anti-US-nationalism prej­u­dices… some of the stuff the lec­turer was read­ing today from Whit­man would be either burnt or hid­den in the deep­est recesses of the fac­ulty office were it writ­ten by a Briton, in all prob­a­bil­ity. It is really quite nau­se­at­ing at times, and clearly con­vey­ing an absolute blind­ness to the real­i­ties of one’s own coun­try: of course there are things wrong with it. In the case of Whit­man, we know that as an abo­li­tion­ist he was prob­a­bly quite aware of things wrong with his coun­try, yet chose to write what he has any­way; reflect­ing upon some myth­i­cal ‘national char­ac­ter’ clearly not borne by its con­stituents! Ridiculous.

    And as for what this all has to do with school, not much. I recy­cled the cat­e­gory when I started uni and prob­a­bly should have setup a new one. In fact I might do that soon­ish before it all gets too out of hand. Perhaps…

  7. Sam says:

    Aaaa­ha­ha­ha­ha­haha, Joshua the “in-car bobbing-head dog”! I LOVE IT!

    I did Invent­ing Moder­nity for a while last year. It sounds like it has degraded since. Though it also sounds far less jam-packed, too.

    Apart from the stu­pid­ity of bring­ing in black slaves from Africa (who were sold by their own black tribal lead­ers, it must be noted), the U.S. was a great coun­try until around the mid-20th cen­tury, so I think you need to give Whit­man a break. I mean, for a start, just think of con­cepts like free­dom of speech and of asso­ci­a­tion, free­dom to own a gun; their con­sti­tu­tion was truly ground-breaking at the time. No other coun­try in the world has those types of rights!

    Any­way, you could always ven­ture into the world of func­tional lin­guis­tics (gram­mar, gram­mar, gram­mar, gram­mar, and more gram­mar) in ENGL1005 Lan­guage and Image. :D

  8. Josh says:

    Specif­i­cally I would crit­i­cise Whitman’s ridicu­lously per­mis­sive def­i­n­i­tion of a poem. So much so that by the third edi­tion of Leaves of Grass it was nec­es­sary to re-label every­thing on the con­tents page “Poem of…” or sim­i­lar, so pro­saic was his ‘poetry’. In rela­tion to Amer­ica, this is in response to his characteris/zation of the Amer­i­can state, peo­ple, and self as poetry of one form or another. And we would do well just to keep clear of his self-messianic pseudo-religious human­ist crap, because I can have very lit­tle nice to say on that subject.

    For your sec­ond point, I am doing that course also. I saw you in the first Tues­day lec­ture (I will nor­mally be attend­ing Fri­days but for where I desparately need that day free) but you were too far away for me to say hi. So hi ;-)

  9. Sam says:

    Woo hoo. You’re doing EDUC (for­merly EDUF) 1019 too, aren’t you? TITM. I tried look­ing for you today.

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