Misogynistic musings

As Selo dis­cov­ered, Krämer may have writ­ten in a man­ual for inquisi­tors RE: witch­craft, “What else is woman but a foe to friend­ship, an inescapable pun­ish­ment, a nec­es­sary evil, a nat­ural temp­ta­tion, a desir­able calamity, a domes­tic dan­ger, a delec­table detri­ment, an evil of nature, painted with fair col­ors!”, but 120 years later Shake­speare exceeded him (though, it must be said, in a work of com­edy con­sid­ered — per­haps — to be self-parodic in rela­tion to his ear­lier works):

POSTHUMUS.
Is there no way for men to be, but women
Must be half-workers? We are all bas­tards,
And that most ven­er­a­ble man which I
Did call my father was I know not where
When I was stamp’d. Some coiner with his tools
Made me a coun­ter­feit; yet my mother seem’d
The Dian of that time. So doth my wife
The non­pareil of this. O, vengeance, vengeance!
Me of my law­ful plea­sure she restrain’d,
And pray’d me oft for­bear­ance; did it with
A pudency so rosy, the sweet view on’t
Might well have warm’d old Sat­urn; that I thought her
As chaste as unsunn’d snow. O, all the dev­ils!
This yel­low Iachimo in an hour– was’t not?
Or less!- at first? Per­chance he spoke not, but,
Like a full-acorn’d boar, a Ger­man one,
Cried “O!’ and mounted; found no oppo­si­tion
But what he look’d for should oppose and she
Should from encounter guard. Could I find out
The woman’s part in me! For there’s no motion
That tends to vice in man but I affirm
It is the woman’s part. Be it lying, note it,
The woman’s; flat­ter­ing, hers; deceiv­ing, hers;
Lust and rank thoughts, hers, hers; revenges, hers;
Ambi­tions, cov­et­ings, change of prides, dis­dain,
Nice long­ing, slan­ders, muta­bil­ity,
All faults that man may name, nay, that hell knows,
Why, hers, in part or all; but rather all;
For even to vice
They are not con­stant, but are chang­ing still
One vice but of a minute old for one
Not half so old as that. I’ll write against them,
Detest them, curse them. Yet ’tis greater skill
In a true hate to pray they have their will:
The very dev­ils can­not plague them bet­ter. [Exit]

Cym­be­line, Act II Scene V.

# by Josh on May 6th, 2006 Tags:
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Relativity

“My house is just out­side her car!” — Selo

# by Josh on May 4th, 2006 | 3 Comments »

Em on the study of myriad languages

I used to enjoy them. Now I just enjoy the idea of them.

– Em Priestley

# by Josh on March 1st, 2006 | No Comments »

French admins

(12:46:47) Nicko(): never ever ever ever give a french per­son admin on your server
(12:46:53) Nicko(): ever ever ever

Don’t know why I’m quot­ing this, struck me as amus­ing :P

# by Josh on December 8th, 2005 | 8 Comments »

Radar on the Paris riots

Of course, Paris has seen this sort of thing before, though — think what Robe­spierre could have done with a Blog­ger account.

Ah… I’m uncer­tain whether I’m allowed [by cir­cum­stance and social con­ven­tions] to find that funny, but it is! :D

# by Josh on November 11th, 2005 Tags:
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A whole new meaning to jailshell

  • (20:25:24) josh: we should spoof their web­site :P
  • (20:25:27) josh: or something
  • (20:25:29) swylie: lol
  • (20:25:36) swylie: but stu­pid peo­ple would start enter­ing their bank details
  • (20:25:39) josh: actu­ally no, i cant be stuffed :p
  • (20:25:41) josh: ah yeah
  • (20:25:41) swylie: and we could be arrested for fraud
  • (20:25:44) josh: badness :(
  • (20:25:49) josh: haha
  • (20:25:55) josh: my niger­ian scam email came TRUE?!
  • (20:25:55) josh: :p
  • (20:26:02) swylie: haha
  • (20:26:18) swylie: mind you, i hear they give you free food in gaol
  • (20:26:23) swylie: or jail
  • (20:26:37) josh: yeah… but because of the nature of the crime there’d be no free bandwidth :’(
  • (20:26:37) swylie: depend­ing on whether you want it to read right, or be polit­i­cally correct
  • (20:26:42) swylie: doh
  • (20:28:37) josh: (heh, whereas if you get arrested for mur­der, you can make a small for­tune run­ning a dat­a­cen­ter from your cell ;-) it’s secure, there’s free reg­u­lated power (for secu­rity), and you can stay onsite 24x7!)
  • (20:28:49) swylie: haha
  • (20:28:56) swylie: i could do murder…
  • (20:29:01) swylie: mwhuahaha
  • (20:29:03) josh: hence, crim­i­nals make the best hosts *nods* :P
  • (20:29:07) josh: lol
  • (20:29:12) swylie: hahah
  • (20:29:14) josh: man this is worth blogging
  • (20:29:17) josh: one sec :p
  • (20:29:24) swylie: we should put that on the base10 site
  • (20:29:29) josh: lol!
  • (20:29:38) josh: cap­tion: good thing we’re just resellers, huh?
  • (20:29:38) josh: :p
  • (20:29:48) swylie: “base10… because crim­i­nals make the best web hosts.”

p.s. It’s a joke. Don’t take it seri­ously. Our web host­ing (details here on our site, due for a revamp) can take over the world with­out aid from the prison sys­tem for HVAC/power! ;-)

# by Josh on November 3rd, 2005 Tags: , , ,
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The Picture of Dorian Gray quotes

Just for fun. And because Google prob­a­bly won’t get this indexed until after the Exten­sion Eng­lish exam tomor­row com­mences, which means the only peo­ple likely to see this in time are those who go to my school anyway ;-)

At any rate, good luck to any­one who feels like try­ing to mem­o­rise any sub­stan­tial­ish chunk of this by tomorrow…

With­out fur­ther ado, quotes in PDF for­mat. (53.1KB)

Thumbnail of PDF

If you want full­text, Project Guten­berg has a nice HTML ver­sion (bet­ter than plain text because it’s not scat­tered with stu­pid linebreaks).

# by Josh on October 30th, 2005 Tags: , , ,
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