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A spiral of freshly cooked Tackles DVDs

TACKLES is back again for another year next Sun­day and we’re gonna try and sell par­ents the end of year video we made (yes, at the end of last year) for $5 a copy when they come down to rego for the year. Accord­ingly, the more reli­able DVD burner here (it’s — sur­pris­ingly — a Sony, the other drive is a Liteon that plays up quite a lot) has been spin­ning nearly non-stop from about 5.30 til now. All done, though.

TACKLES 06 DVD cover

DVDs and so forth aside, it’s shap­ing up to be quite the excit­ing year. We’re kick­ing off with four weeks look­ing at why Paul wrote let­ters in the New Tes­ta­ment part of the Bible, which should be good fun. Will prob­a­bly post more as the term progresses.

# by Josh on January 29th, 2007 Tags:
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Magical files and computer butt kicking

My com­puter has done some amaz­ing things this last 24 hours. It’s incred­i­ble what a spot of good soft­ware can do — I’ve installed Pre­miere Pro trial to tide me over 30 days until I have to pay for it (I’m hop­ing for some prod­uct announce­ment about ver­sion 3 soft­ware… it’s prob­a­bly a long shot, but I’d be supremely annoyed to buy some­thing that expen­sive only for it to be ren­dered — excuse the pun — obso­lete within a week) and am rev­el­ling in its video pro­cess­ing power. How any­one can find this soft­ware com­pli­cated is beyond me: it is, sim­ply, one of the most intu­itive pieces of soft­ware I’ve used in a long time. It’s not quite as drag-control friendly as Pho­to­shop is just yet (a few dialogs here and there seem to be not-quite-yet updated in this regard) but apart from that… pol­ished. Brilliant.

Even, it seems, when it comes to locat­ing files on dis­con­nected net­work shares. There’s some seri­ously weird project file caching thing they’ve got going, but what­ever it is, I like it.

I’m yet to fig­ure out the Multi-Camera edit thing but until such a time as that starts work­ing (it may be dis­abled in the trial?) I’ll just be edit­ing the Gandevia’s (!!! That describes both Eddie and Han­nah now!!!) wed­ding video the old fash­ioned way (no tape splic­ing, though).

And, oh yeah, that was yes­ter­day. I had three cam­eras going and assur­ances that the cathedral’s vision stream was being recorded (to VHS, of all things, so I should’ve known bet­ter)… they lied. Well, prob­a­bly not inten­tion­ally, but I scored a won­der­ful blank video tape for free out of the whole saga. So this could be an inter­est­ing wed­ding video when the safe cam­era stops work­ing — it was a bloody DVD cam­era, which sucks. If you buy one of these things you should be shot. Not just because you can’t use them for edit­ing, because most peo­ple don’t care about that, but because it’s damn near impos­si­ble to get hour-long DVDs for them, the qual­ity is worse than miniDV, and the media costs more any­way!
I went out of my way to locate hour long blank media but it carked it at 40 min­utes… must’ve been set to a higher qual­ity set­ting by acci­dent. Still looks (rel­a­tive to a crappy lit­tle DV Canon and an XL2 which I was car­ry­ing) like absolute rub­bish. But it was a wide shot of the room that would’ve saved my butt if the Cathedral’s thing stopped work­ing. Iron­i­cally, they both did.

Hooray for mul­ti­ple tech­nol­ogy failures!

FlasKMPEG

FlasKM­PEG is quite the butt-kicking video con­vert­ing soft­ware. Espe­cially from VOBs. So easy, free & open source (yes kids, even on Win­dows), and pretty quick to boot. Big thumbs up. (Like I had any lit­tle ones)

# by Josh on January 25th, 2007 Tags: ,
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Adobe Soundbooth (Beta) Rawks

I down­loaded Adobe Sound­booth Beta ear­lier this week. It’s been a while since I’ve even tried using audio soft­ware, but I’m mak­ing a video and had my heart set on one par­tic­u­lar track (The Flashbulb’s Pas­sage D… you’ve prob­a­bly heard a remix of it in Dove’s Evo­lu­tion cam­paign) with a few tweaks to make it actu­ally work well. The visual aspect of this par­tic­u­lar 30-second spot is pretty mediocre/low effort, so I fig­ured that, at very least, a decent sound­track would make it mem­o­rable (it only needs to be remem­bered for a week, too! We’re run­ning it this Sun­day as a reminder that TACKLES is start­ing up again next week).

Screenshot of the lassoo tool being used in Adobe Soundbooth Beta's spectral display
This is prob­a­bly really aver­age stuff these days, but I’ve never dri­ven Pro­tools and haven’t touched audio edit­ing things with a barge pole for so many years now that, frankly, it doesn’t mat­ter whether it’s objec­tively inno­v­a­tive or not. Seems bril­liant to me.

My biggest prob­lem is that there doesn’t seem to be any way to add to an exist­ing selec­tion? That, and because I’ve been spend­ing a bit of time in graph­ic­s­land this week (so I’m a new­born Adobe junkie, oh well!), it seems like the Remove a Sound task (and effects in gen­eral) would be a per­fect can­di­date for appli­ca­tion of what­ever the audio equiv­a­lent of a mask layer is in terms of user inter­face. Non-destructive, easy to turn on/off, easy to build up in mul­ti­ple passes (because it’s really still quite lin­ear in the way you have to work).

Then again, it’s entirely prob­a­ble I’ve just com­pletely missed some way of work­ing that makes it all very sen­si­ble… but pos­si­bly not. What­ever, I’m quite con­tent to keep play­ing for a while longer… only I’d like to get this par­tic­u­lar job done (audio & video) before today is over!

# by Josh on January 24th, 2007 Tags: ,
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You know you’ve made it big when

Your CDs are fea­tured in $10 CD shops. Clearly, enough stock has been made that there can be excess and demand enough that these places will buy it and hope to move it quickly!

I bought a Switch­foot CD today. And enjoyed it. Their music works a lot bet­ter as an album than as stand­alone songs, espe­cially that hor­rific title track. I don’t under­stand its appeal at all. The rest is quite pleas­ant (and sur­pris­ingly, to me at least, overtly Chris­t­ian — prob­a­bly because they some­how get by with­out men­tion­ing Jesus or Christ or any­thing like that on their website)

Almost sar­cas­tic in places, which isn’t quite what I was expect­ing. I like that sort of thing. Meh.

Also been lis­ten­ing to Sarah Blasko the last week, try­ing to fig­ure out all kinds of clever links to the poem on which the album What the sea wants, the sea will have is based (Coleridge’s Rime of the Ancient Mariner). So far I have noth­ing. Except a burn­ing ques­tion as to the hier­ar­chy of the two — is this like “the film based upon the book”, wherein the more art­ful form is gen­er­ally taken to be that which was prior? Or is there some­thing else afoot, when one can extrap­o­late an entire album from a rel­a­tively straight­for­ward (though admit­tedly tex­tu­ally rich and volu­mi­nous) poem?

There is a cer­tain frus­tra­tion deci­pher­ing con­tem­po­rary works that isn’t there with those of dead white men, sim­ply because with one there is the pos­si­bil­ity of exer­tion to obtain a straight­for­ward answer. That, of course, would be admit­ting defeat — and I prob­a­bly wouldn’t like it as much as the frus­tra­tion, anyway.

What the sea wants is, by the way, a prime exam­ple of why not to buy albums off elec­tronic music stores. The album is phys­i­cally superb (though there are dodgy jewel case ver­sions float­ing around — the card­board one is the good one) in terms of its pack­ag­ing (yay for UV spot printed birds & com­pre­hen­sive liner notes & pho­tos in a sep­a­rate book­let!) and content.

Also speak­ing of com­pet­i­tive advan­tages of… every­thing vs. online music stores… the $10 Switch­foot CD is not, in fact, a CD. It’s a SACD. Pre­sum­ably Hybrid good­ness because it played in an anachro­nis­tic CD player I’m using when in tran­sit at the minute (yes, you read that right. I can’t get a portable device that works with this loss­less stuff, it’s ridicu­lous. And if you dare sug­gest I buy an iPod, the lat­est Bond movie has a method of tor­ture that you may be inter­ested in – saw that film tonight with peo­ple, was good times – though that scene had every male in the build­ing cring­ing mas­sively). I wasn’t sure if it would even work — because, yes, I check the pack­ag­ing that closely before I buy stuff — more for watch­ing out to see if it was infested with crappy doesn’t-really-work-properly copy pro­tec­tion rub­bish than any­thing else. But it did. I don’t know if it’s any bet­ter, but I’ve only really lis­tened to the SACD ver­sion at work on a crappy Dell com­puter. It has bad AC’97 audio which = lots of line noise, etc.

Onboard audio can be okay for play­back (my Venus is but it bloody well should be given how expen­sive it was), just that com­puter wasn’t. And it’s time for me to sleep now so I’m not about to test, or then I’ll have to rip as well and inevitably wind up dis­cov­er­ing some new and excit­ing set of codecs that are bet­ter for SACD for x rea­sons, and so forth, then it’ll be 2am again and… gen­eral bad­ness ensues.

I’ve already sat up and read the Wikipedia arti­cle and lamented the copy pro­tec­tion mea­sures in place. Sigh. *feels like a geek… at least I’m not play­ing Wii ;-)*

Apple juice

Spent most of this after­noon absolutely rag­ing at an iMac. They’re unsta­ble, buggy, pieces of crap and any pre­tense at sim­plic­ity is entirely unfounded. Sev­eral behav­iours (or lack thereof) are alto­gether ridicu­lous — even Win­dows man­ages to do photo thumb­nail­ing & pre­views bet­ter, and, yes, it’s a PC. Take that and shove it up your “I’m a Mac, I’m a PC” com­mer­cials — I can’t use Excel, but I can sure as any­thing see what pho­tos I have on a CD when I throw them in my drive. Sigh.

I was lead to believe that iMovie was a safer bet than Win­dows anything-free, but after this afternoon’s expe­ri­ence, per­haps not. Time to blow $800 on Adobe Pro­duc­tion Stu­dio already, methinks. This end of the year makes me feel like apply­ing for a credit card (for prac­ti­cal rea­sons, not just “silly-season” con­sumerism), but I won’t, yet.

Also had fun this morn­ing send­ing a hun­dred and fifty dol­lars (or there­abouts) worth of lamps up in flames. Well, not quite any­thing so spec­tac­u­lar, but they’re dead now. Even so, still vaguely ahead of the game. If any­one wants to buy a stack of 110V 1,000W GE Par 64 globes… heh. I have a feel­ing this invest­ment may prove prof­itable some­time in the next decade when there is finally spare time enough! Meh! Either way, this morn­ing was good times. And Katy & myself now feel rather more pleased with our ghetto grey-area-legality elec­tri­cian skillz, know­ing that it was the lamps, not our wiring, which sucked. Or, didn’t suck but were totally not designed for cer­tain usage. Or something.

Mind you, I’m no par­tic­u­lar stranger to blow­ing the­atri­cal lights. At ANCON, out of a rig of per­haps twenty par 64’s, three broke on my watch (two on the last day). I’m adamant it’s because the venue’s power sucked, but the site man­ager reck­oned they hadn’t needed replace­ment in over two years. Which makes me think that, given a 2000 hour rat­ing on such things which gives <170 days @ 12 hours a day, they can’t have been using the space too much! Shrug.

I should prob­a­bly just leave the lights alone for a cou­ple of months so that I spend enough time work­ing to afford video things — which would, recur­sively, cause the same prob­lem as the lights, I spose! All good fun.

# by Josh on December 6th, 2006 Tags: , , ,
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Windows Media 11 volume levelling

Appears to work by drag­ging down every­thing a great deal. I pre­sume this is to pre­vent any­thing clip­ping (down is bet­ter than up, use sys­tem wave and mas­ter faders to make it loud again if you must) but don’t really under­stand how it gauged the best per­for­mance point: it lev­elled vol­ume way too quickly to have indexed lev­els in the entire library. Maybe it’s a pro­gres­sive thing, or maybe the data was kept even before the fea­ture was enabled (if, in fact, that is the way this is being performed).

I would be inter­ested to know, because regard­less as to how it works exactly, their lev­el­ling kind of sucks. I’ll admit I haven’t used a library pro­gramme to man­age my music for a while, but seem to recall things on Linux being that much more con­sis­tent. That was before I tot­tered off to CD land sev­eral months back (long story, involv­ing a miss­ing road case and a messy office… things still aren’t quite back to nor­mal, that’s one of my sum­mer projects), where you’re expected to flip the vol­ume con­trol back­wards and for­wards with alarm­ing reg­u­lar­ity. I don’t know if this prob­lem would be any less preva­lent if I didn’t have such a smat­tered col­lec­tion of tracks from dif­fer­ent gen­res… one would think that, in the same way all pop is mixed to sound iden­ti­cal, surely it would be mas­tered in a sim­i­larly stereo­typ­i­cal fash­ion. Or per­haps not.

# by Josh on November 9th, 2006 Tags: ,
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