
Sydney’s covÂered in a dust storm this mornÂing and everyone’s talkÂing about it. It’s pretty funky coloured and unpreceÂdented in recorded hisÂtory. Tori says Thank God in her new blog (at least, that’s the blog’s focus :)) — othÂers say more amusÂing things. Here’s a sample.
““UFO?” — my brother, “no, dust storm” — me. He looked upset.”
“[name] proudly welÂcomes you to SydÂney Ranga Day. You can’t see us, but you know we’re out there.”
“[name] would hate to be holdÂing a cliÂmate change deniers press conÂferÂence in SydÂney today.”
“ApparÂently you shouldnt go outÂside if u have asthma” [sic] — statÂing the obviÂous award
“[name] wonÂders if, due to global warmÂing, jesus will return on a cloud of orange dust?”
“[name] is wonÂderÂing how he got inside a sepia photo?!”
“[name] wants it to rain so she can make a mud pie on her car”
“Hey guys i had this big bag of red dust that i left outÂside, but how [sic] can’t find it. Would anyÂone know where it is?”

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