China L visa post-May 2008

Regard­ing Chi­nese L class visas, which are sup­pos­edly (post-May 2008, even) still not that dif­fi­cult to get, at the Syd­ney embassy.

Some things that your aver­age travel agent and TRAVCOUR visa pro­cess­ing prob­a­bly either don’t know, or won’t tell you. Unless you’re book­ing through a China spe­cial­ist, but hey, more info out there can’t hurt. The few travel agents I’ve spo­ken to this time around were happy to admit they didn’t under­stand what was hap­pen­ing, so noth­ing too bad to report on that front!

  1. Only tick the bare min­i­mum. If you’re going for sight­see­ing, just tick that box. If you tick the rel­a­tives box you’ll have to prove they exist. You need to prove every­thing exists. The whole process is an exis­ten­tial nightmare!
  2. A cer­tain secu­rity guard at cer­tain con­sulate (hint: I haven’t been out­side of Syd­ney since Feb­ru­ary and have been told in the last month to do this, which cer­tainly nar­rows it down a bit!) will not let you in with­out per­fect doc­u­men­ta­tion. He’s not Chi­nese (they use a pri­vate secu­rity firm at least for pub­lic areas), and not very under­stand­ing. If you’ve filled in a form before you get there, pre­tend you haven’t. If you need to go inside and try to talk to some­one this is prob­a­bly the best strat­egy. Call me naive, but this is prefer­able to fak­ing doc­u­ments using a travel agent, which was the course of action he rec­om­mended. I kid not. Let it be noted: The other secu­rity guard at the embassy is fan­tas­tic and nice and help­ful… but only speaks Eng­lish. Must be hell­ish for Hua Ren (with not-great-English) try­ing to get in!
  3. Don’t actu­ally fake your papers if you can avoid it. I was (again, prob­a­bly naively) shocked at being essen­tially instructed to lie as a mat­ter of process, and obvi­ously this isn’t a course of action that actu­ally should be rec­om­mended by any­one. The process is dif­fi­cult enough with­out added com­pli­ca­tion brought about by fraud!
  4. If your travel plans are uncer­tain, don’t worry about doc­u­ment­ing other cities too much.
  5. If you need double-entry, for exam­ple because you’re trav­el­ing to Hong Kong and back into China, be aware that you will need to doc­u­ment a des­ti­na­tion back inside China. Again, the specifics of this don’t mat­ter too much — but you are meant to pro­duce tick­ets for travel along with your visa appli­ca­tion. Specif­i­cally speak­ing of Hong Kong, you can cir­cum­vent this require­ment by writ­ing in the itin­er­ary field “Des­ti­na­tion (by train)” or sim­i­lar method of trans­port that is very unlikely to be doc­u­mented months in advance. You will need proof of accom­mo­da­tion at your first des­ti­na­tion, but beyond this it doesn’t seem to much matter.
  6. If you’re stay­ing with family/friends that may com­pli­cate mat­ters. You may or may not need booked accom­mo­da­tion for the dura­tion of your stay… I didn’t test this one out!
  7. Hong Kong SAR isn’t a prob­lem at all re: accom­mo­da­tion or any­thing else if you’re an Aussie. So don’t bother with this for your visa appli­ca­tion… it’s part of China, sure, but not for the pur­poses of com­pli­cated bureaucracy!
  8. The actual Chi­nese staff at the embassy are really nice and really help­ful, once you get past the troll­ish secu­rity guard and fig­ure out at least roughly what paper­work you need! If in doubt, fig­ure out a way to get inside and stand in the visa queue and ask them, and they’ll prob­a­bly be able to help you with what­ever ques­tion. That’s how I dis­cov­ered the (by train) itin­er­ary flexibility!

Finally, this is just my expe­ri­ence in one place in Aus­tralia, and will prob­a­bly change. Even in 悉尼 :P

Not an outage

Google.cn search queries for May 19th at 2:27pm took a bit of a hit, as follows:

Three min­utes of national mourn­ing for earth­quake vic­tims. Taken seri­ously and mov­ing in a way that is a lit­tle dif­fi­cult to imag­ine an ana­logue for in Aus­tralia — tongue-in-cheek about re:cessation of Google-ing… but intended as a broader com­ment on national dis­plays of stuff in all seri­ous­ness. Per­haps unfair as Aus­tralia hasn’t really had any dis­as­ter of this mag­ni­tude in recent times, I know.

Every­one was out­side as traf­fic stopped to remem­ber and share in the grief of mil­lions. Some things are more impor­tant than search.

[Google post via]

In support of piracy

I am rein­stalling Win­dows on a few of the sys­tems here tonight and things are rapidly get­ting ridicu­lous. This is a not-altogether-abnormal house­hold in terms of com­puter own­er­ship (def­i­nitely on the upper side of own­er­ship, but I know fam­i­lies with­out geeks who have sim­i­lar num­bers of com­put­ers, just on a one-per-person basis), and it’s actu­ally get­ting impos­si­ble to keep track of things. Microsoft don’t offer domes­tic site licens­ing. But, damn, they should. I’m using Pro­duKey to audit licenses because I’m never going to affix those ridicu­lous OEM stick­ers to any­thing (so bite me, I’m a crim­i­nal) when they’re licensed with what­ever dodgy hard drive or net­work card I bought them with. Accord­ingly, I’ve lost the key (yeah, $AU200 value) of one sys­tem, and con­fused the keys of three oth­ers — because, get this, we paid for three legit aca­d­e­mic licenses which LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME AND DON’T HAVE STICKERS. So com­pli­ance on at least three sys­tems is ren­dered damn near impos­si­ble, even if you do fol­low all of their ridicu­lous rules to the letter.

Not to men­tion the OEM copy of XP MCE sit­ting in a draw that I’d lost track of (I think the sys­tem is now using a reg­u­lar XP Pro license) or the mis­cel­la­neous sys­tems that have affixed OEM licenses but for which there is no (mis­placed) phys­i­cal media.

Accord­ingly, if I want to obey the OEM sticker direc­tive, I’ve got to down­load a CD ISO from a tor­rent site (because I don’t fork out for MSDN). But MSDN is increas­ingly attrac­tive; it effec­tively offers the desired out­come. Unli­censed, unac­ti­vated sys­tems that work per­fectly well on a sub­scrip­tion basis… sure, subs suck, but when­ever they stop their XP acti­va­tion servers we’re all going to be screwed, any­way, so it hardly matters.

Mean­while, I’m sit­ting here mak­ing a list (on paper, which I’ll store with the phys­i­cal media) of all the licenses in use, and roughly where. Thanks to the unau­tho­rised rebuild­ing of sys­tems that I own and have built from scratch so often (resource­ful­ness in any­one else’s book, evil work of a pirate to the dra­con­ian OEM over­lords) what­ever descrip­tions are attached to afore­men­tioned sys­tems is likely to be ren­dered com­pletely untrue in eigh­teen months time when I once again get around to the whole­sale slaugh­ter rebuild­ing of them all. Inter­mit­tent rein­stalls will prob­a­bly hap­pen, too, unless I’m dri­ven so insane by the inabil­ity to dis­cern one license from another I end up, as I do now, sim­ply tak­ing out the lot and shoot­ing them all a new install.

To Microsoft: whatthe­hell­doy­ouwant­metodo? I am so not fork­ing out the at-least-$2000 you would have me pay for retail Vista licenses for this lot – it’s that much because Vista Busi­ness retail licenses come in at a deli­cious $500 each. Say it with me: hell no. I’ve heard from a reli­able sys­tem builder source that you’ve been telling them that the new OEM rules work in their favour as it’ll bring them more busi­ness. Sure, but it’s pretty crappy busi­ness if I don’t say so myself. I have absolutely no inter­est in becom­ing a Microsoft cer­ti­fied sys­tem any­thing, sim­ply because it’d mean deal­ing with your crap in a pro­fes­sional capac­ity, and I deal with it quite enough in a pro­fes­sional capac­ity try­ing to do other sorts of devel­op­ment as my job, thanky­ou­very­much. I’m not going to pay a Microsoft tax twice (first for cer­ti­fi­ca­tion, sec­ond for indi­vid­ual licenses) just because you claim that your crappy sys­tem builders do it bet­ter than DIY-ers.

When­ever the time comes around to upgrade to Vista, if I ever deem it worth­while on the other home desk­tops here not for any com­mer­cial pur­suits (still run­ning Busi­ness in response to the crip­pling net­work­ing capa­bil­i­ties of all Home line prod­ucts), I’ll be mak­ing a trip to my local store, who, for what it’s worth, don’t even offer retail Vista Busi­ness for sale on their web­site, but men­tion the OEM edi­tion an awful lot, with the token “(only sold w/ new sys­tem or to a sys­tem builder)” tacked on to pla­cate any­one from offi­cial­dom who comes look­ing. I haven’t had the plea­sure of break­ing OEM conditions-of-sale (that’s all they are… are such things even legally enfor­ca­ble in this coun­try?!) just yet, but have no doubts there will be ample places that want to take my money when and/or if I do.

I’m actu­ally in the posi­tion of hav­ing one spare XP license (two if you count XP MCE) at this point, but am sorely tempted to install Linux on at least one of the three sys­tems I’m tak­ing care of tonight just to avoid hav­ing to deal with these mediocre attempts at extor­tion in the future. It’s not morally defen­si­ble to refuse to acknowl­edge sys­tem builders as “orig­i­nal equip­ment man­u­fac­tur­ers” when they are, in fact, con­duct­ing exactly the same tasks as their so-called ‘cer­ti­fied’ builders. Clearly, it’s not being pur­sued for retail sale: the only retail prod­ucts that belong in an oper­at­ing sys­tem prod­uct mix are upgrades for peo­ple who enjoy hav­ing com­put­ers that don’t work (i.e. most of the pop­u­la­tion, anyway).

It’s an indict­ment upon the dif­fi­culty of upgrading/reinstalling Win­dows that so few peo­ple take this route: quite frankly, the prod­ucts don’t work. Every­one who is unqual­i­fied (in the lit­eral, capable-of sense, not some arbi­trary dida­course, paidMS­somem­o­ney sense) to build a com­puter, in my expe­ri­ence, is unqual­i­fied to suc­cess­fully install Win­dows inde­pen­dently. Even if they suc­ceed at boot­ing from a CD, nego­ti­at­ing the installer prompts (admit­tedly bet­ter than they used to be), man­u­ally answer­ing ques­tions about day­light sav­ings and other such things that should long since have been dealt with automag­i­cally (c’mon, we’ve had GeoIP prod­ucts for what, ten years now? Longer?), or at least cor­rect from the out­set (two HP machines last week were insis­tent the default time­zone should be Sin­ga­pore. They shipped in Aus­tralia. Is it so bloody hard to pick a pop­u­lous east-coast state zone as the default?), chances of users cor­rectly installing things such as dri­vers in post-install stages are slim to none. Nearly all phone a tech-saavy friend (I know no-one who’s ever called the Microsoft sup­port line for OS installs… more should, but few do).

The point stands: retail licenses are for new­bies, OEM licenses should be acces­si­ble to every­one who doesn’t give a crap about shiny pack­ag­ing, man­u­als, and shoot­ing their wal­let to bits.

Here endeth the rant.

Cheap secure authentication

Verisign OTP from PayPal

These things can be had from Pay­Pal for about five bucks. Or $7.50 if you’re an Aussie. Verisign will flog them off to you for $30, if you’d like, but basi­cally Pay­Pal rocks for this kinda stuff. It’s a one-time pass­word token that effec­tively enhances your authen­ti­ca­tion by a mas­sive degree. It’s cool because it works with Pay­Pal and eBay. It’s cooler (and worth­while) because you can poten­tially use it with OpenID.

Essen­tially, it’s a ran­dom num­ber seeded with a unique key that gets appended to your reg­u­lar pass­word. This defeats key­log­gers and pretty much all kinds of phish­ing cur­rently out there. These kinds of devices have been used in cor­po­rate VPN/dial-in sce­nar­ios for years now (pre­dom­i­nantly, in the sit­u­a­tions I’m aware of, with tech­nol­ogy by RSA SecureID), but this is the first I’ve seen of it from Verisign.

And, sure, it’s only as secure as phys­i­cal secu­rity or the end­points them­selves are, but it’s a mas­sive step up from “what’s your cat’s name?” two-factor auth (though, unfor­tu­nately, I think PayPal/eBay offer that as a backup).

I’ve ordered mine and will prob­a­bly be hav­ing a play with OpenID imple­men­ta­tions of it (backed by Verisign’s PIP ser­vice, but not overly tied to it because of OpenID’s identity-delegation abil­ity) once it arrives (10 busi­ness days).

Can’t help but won­der what Verisign’s rates for these things are in a stand­alone sense. Nor­mally on 5 year con­tracts, but in terms of cost-per-token. Seems like a great way to defeat the idiot users who insist on hav­ing pass­words that are bla­tantly obvi­ous (argue all you like about strength poli­cies: it’s often not fea­si­ble when bal­anced against sup­port load for resul­tant for­got­ten passwords).

Also, to those who argue Pay­Pal = evil, if you’re in Aus­tralia then please… don’t. Unlike in the US, here they’ve basi­cally got the same finan­cial report­ing oblig­a­tions as any bank does, and cus­tomer ser­vice nec­es­sar­ily to match it. All the hor­ror sto­ries from the ‘States (not that I think them uni­ver­sally untrue!) pretty much couldn’t hap­pen here or they’d be chucked out of the coun­try. And, whilst they’re so heav­ily sub­si­dis­ing (or at least obtain­ing bulk dis­counts for) this kinda tech, that’s cool with me.

# by Josh on February 8th, 2008 Tags: , , , , , , ,
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Regarding Nothing

He seemed like some­one you would meet in a movie, whose life was falling apart and who was attempt­ing to begin some­thing new. Only, this ‘some­thing new’ had its ori­gins in same­ness, and the dri­ving force behind it, medi­oc­rity. His wife and dog, unbe­knownst to him, had planned to leave him for some time now: his pres­ence, his insis­tence upon ‘white space’, bore all the mark­ings of an insuf­fer­ably inanity. Liv­ing in an obscure cor­ner of an increas­ingly insignif­i­cant part of the world, deal­ing with dimin­ish­ing clien­tele (both in cal­i­bre, num­ber, and con­spic­u­ousity), it didn’t much mat­ter what he said next. No-one was listening.

But, you see, they were. At least fifty of them, hang­ing on his every indif­fer­ent word. Such is the metoo­ism of the Inter­net, deserv­ing of its proper-noun-capitalisation as one would cap­i­talise the title of any film of the ‘my-life-is-falling-apart-and-oh-I-hope-something-interesting-would-happen-to-substantiate-sales’ vari­ety. These days, how­ever, not even all such films declare them­selves wor­thy of said cap­i­talised sta­tus. The deli­ciously ambiva­lent “def­i­nitely, maybe” sports no such accou­trements com­mon to film, and, you know, things with names – but its name pro­vides for fas­ci­nat­ing dis­plays of noth­ing­ness in all kinds of con­texts, so it can per­haps be forgiven. I sat across from a work­sta­tion prepar­ing the launch of this and other films in this coun­try on Mon­day, and lis­tened, enthralled, as the male lead declared he was thrilled to hear “def­i­nitely, maybe is releas­ing in Aus­tralia”. Well, that is a non-announcement, now, isn’t it? (Launch­ing on V-day… vacuous?)

Still, when even our most influ­en­tial and award-winning actors and direc­tors lament the dearth (or, per­haps sim­ply the death) of cinema’s golden age, we must pause to con­sider what is being achieved by the broad spec­trum of media before us. All the trends of Inter­net media can­not save us from its dubi­ous cre­ative poten­tial in the face of browser lim­i­ta­tions (I have recently been work­ing myself into a lather over the indef­i­nite lag between multi-touch reach­ing the Inter­net com­pared to the rest of con­sumer tech­nol­ogy — let it be noted, mobile client-side is the future?). All the films in the world can­not save us from the medi­oc­rity of their scriptwrit­ers, as all the blogs in the world can­not save us from trends of buzz­words and analy­sis and not a sin­gle real client or solved prob­lem in sight. Nei­ther can google (that not requir­ing proper-noun-capitalisation as it is used syn­ony­mously with ‘search’) save us, invest­ing its vast resources into online plat­form advances. Plat­forms are not con­tent. Con­tent dri­ves growth. Enough of that. Clooney says we should all watch TV, because that’s where the inno­va­tion is going on these days. I strug­gle to come to terms with that, some­what. Part of me would (hon­estly) be quite con­tent to sit and watch end­less episodes of whichever series is avail­able on DVD. DVD, because, as much as I occa­sion­ally enjoy advertising, I have absolutely no desire to see the same com­mer­cial over again fif­teen times over the course of a sin­gle episode — get your bloody ads on YouTube and if they make con­sumers care enough, they’ll find you… noth­ing wrong with democ­ra­tis­ing TV adver­tis­ing val­ues, except, iron­i­cally, the poten­tially dimin­ish­ing pro­duc­tion val­ues of such ads in light of the decreased expen­di­ture on pro­duc­tion — yeah, that’s what I thought.

The other part of me finds it’s all much the same. We all know The Simp­sons is bril­liant, because it pushes bound­aries and made cer­tain peo­ple in the 1990s acutely uncom­fort­able. Fam­ily Guy fills the void, now, only with­out the coherency. Its near-absurdist “we-don’t-actually-expect-you-to-get-this” irrev­er­ent take on pretty much any­thing is funny, but not for rea­sons we can com­pre­hend. And it’s hardly going to stand the test of time. An ani­mated ana­logue to The Chaser’s War on Every­thing, only less coher­ent. But let’s look at The Chaser for a moment — it is the news. Oh, wait, The Col­bert Report used that line first. At any rate, The Chaser made inter­na­tional media before Stephen Col­bert, for the audac­ity of — wait for it — actions beyond mere commentary.

And there we find it. The mat­ter in which the public’s inter­est is held is not the simpering-yet-somehow-hostile satire, but in the vio­la­tion of the sole sanc­ti­fied role of gov­ern­ment, the defence of its cit­i­zens. The note­wor­thi­ness of this act came not in the vio­la­tion of this respon­si­bil­ity for secu­rity, but the triv­i­al­ity by which this breach took place. Such is the Leviathan in whom we are col­lec­tively engaged by social con­tract: with­out defence against the sta­tus hominum nat­u­ralisbel­lum omnium con­tra omnes as Hobbes rightly pre­sumes it, if we con­sider ‘nature’ after the fall.

The impli­ca­tion, of course, is that our gov­ern­ment is pow­er­less — or, at the very least, pow­er­less to enact that which it is its duty to. C.S. Lewis expresses it thus:

“As a result, clas­si­cal polit­i­cal the­ory, with its Sto­ical, Chris­t­ian and juris­tic key-conceptions (nat­ural law, the value of the indi­vid­ual, the rights of man), has died. The mod­ern State exists not to pro­tect our rights but to do us good or make us good — any­way, to do some­thing to us or to make us some­thing. Hence the new name ‘lead­ers’ for those who were once ‘rulers’. We are less their sub­jects than their wards, pupils, or domes­tic ani­mals. There is noth­ing left of which we can say to them, ‘Mind your own busi­ness.’ Our whole lives are their busi­ness.” (C.S. Lewis, “Will­ing Slaves of the Wel­fare State”, in ESSAY COLLECTION: Lit­er­a­ture, Phi­los­o­phy and Short Sto­ries)

One might argue this is merely the impact of democ­ra­ti­sa­tion of gov­er­nance. That, as the Leviathan power is some­what more dynamic in its head­ship in this present soci­ety, it will nec­es­sar­ily reflect ‘lead­er­ship’ over lives in ways unprece­dented in his­tory, as the will of the indi­vid­ual is closer to that of the state. What plu­ral­ist absur­dity: the exis­tence of democ­racy itself demarks the neces­sity of com­pro­mise, the inabil­ity of man to, inde­pen­dent of the state, agree. Democ­racy is respon­sive to and guar­an­tees the per­sis­tent dis­par­ity of the will of the indi­vid­ual and the State.

The role of the state, there­fore, should be con­strained to that of arbiter and defender alone. Any­thing beyond that is an unnec­es­sary infringe­ment of the rights of the indi­vid­ual. Yet our polit­i­cal clime is such that we assume this nec­es­sary, and, his­tor­i­cally, this is true. We accept the medi­oc­rity of human­ity, cel­e­brate it even. There is noth­ing new under the sun.

And we still trust in our ‘lead­ers’ for poten­tial change. Hello, Kevin, hello, Obama. You are mere men. Your rev­o­lu­tions will fade. Hello, those lead­ers who have come before them. Your names are not remembered.

Make poverty his­tory, cry the same peo­ple who decry government-sanctioned dis­crim­i­na­tion against the poor, the indige­nous, the homo­sex­ual. Their voices are not alone. Make poverty his­tory, cry the same peo­ple who decry government-sanctioned sec­u­lar­i­sa­tion and interest-rate-driven threats to their com­fort­ably pros­per­ous ‘but-not-too-much’ upper-middle class ‘chris­t­ian’ exis­tence. Their agenda is not that of the Christ.

“A hun­gry man thinks about food, not free­dom”, Lewis con­tin­ues in that same essay. What then, do we con­sider? We are hun­gry, though not for food. We are hun­gry for mean­ing that is not forth­com­ing. Hun­gry for the right­ing of wrongs in our eyes; wrongs that are plain to all, but per­sis­tent because of… well, how would you fin­ish that sentence?

Let me find your grace in the val­ley
Let me find your life in my death
Let me find your joy in my sor­row
Your wealth in my need
That you’re near with every breath
In the valley

There is only one mean­ing, one absolute real­ity, one Lord, one faith, and one God worth trust­ing because he is over all and sus­tains all. With­out him, the mean­ing­less­ness of this earth’s seemingly-perpetual abil­ity to decay should have us sur­ren­der to that entirely. Instead, we are to sur­ren­der to Him, or embrace that ambiva­lent indif­fer­ence so ulti­mately char­ac­ter­is­tic of the endeav­ours of humankind.

MS Explorer sinks

This story appeared in today’s SMH — note the erro­neous (yet highly amus­ing) cap­tion on the lead photo:

(screen­shot­ted for pos­ter­ity if they go editing)

They say they don’t know why it sunk. I blame Vista ;-)

Update:

So per­haps SMH’s typo was mixed up. ABC (Aus­tralia) are run­ning a story on their web­site wherein it’s uni­ver­sally called the MS Explorer. An ill-fated name for a ship, no doubt!

Per­haps Mid­night Com­man­der or Finder would be a more suc­cess­ful name? ;-)

# by Josh on November 24th, 2007 Tags: , , , ,
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Legal DRM-free music

I haven’t been this con­fused over a cool Inter­net ser­vice… prob­a­bly ever. AmazonMP3 is simul­ta­ne­ously one of the most excit­ing things to hap­pen in online music ever, and a source of great per­sonal confusion.

I want to use it (and will) because it’s freak­ing awesome. The bitrate thing doesn’t mas­sively con­cern me… gen­er­ally speak­ing, I can’t tell the dif­fer­ence (though I will con­tinue to rip my CDs as loss­less, mostly in case I lose them). What con­cerns me is the poten­tial under­min­ing of my CD-store perus­ing ways as a result! I haven’t had to con­sider this until now because main­stream music sim­ply hasn’t been avail­able in a rel­a­tively open (don’t give me crap about MP3 patents, any­one can read them), DRM-free format.

It ships with art­work but that so doesn’t count.

Oh, so appar­ently this post was a waste of time. Of course, it’s only licensed for US sales. I don’t know why that didn’t occur to me, but it didn’t. Now I’m grumpy. And irra­tionally crav­ing popcorn.

Well, if you’re in the US and using iTunes… stop. This is pretty cool for you guys, mean­while I’ll keep buy­ing my grey-market imported CDs (which is com­pletely legal in Aus­tralia and morally fine). All that’s stand­ing between me and Amazon’s MP3 music is a US ship­ping address for invoices, pre­sum­ably, so I totally could just make one up. Not break­ing any law that I’m under there. But what­ever, it’s all too messy.

Yeah, that’s right, record com­pa­nies screwed it up again.

We’ll get there, one day…

# by Josh on September 26th, 2007 Tags: , , , , ,
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