Who gives a Cheney?

So some Amer­i­can rocks up and Syd­ney stops. There were more police than civil­ians in some parts of Syd­ney last night (Cir­cu­lar Quay), pub­lic trans­port is stopped, pri­vate vehi­cles are allowed in, and it must have cost an absolute for­tune in overtime.

All for some Amer­i­can power-behind-the-throne. If he’s going to be the key string-puller, he should at least stay invis­i­ble so we don’t need to con­cern our­selves with his (admit­tedly unwel­come) presence.

They were block­ing all use­ful traf­fic (but let­ting pri­vate cars through? Bizarre…), and claimed to have been using snif­fer dogs on the cars they were let­ting through. Yeah, right. I didn’t see a sin­gle dog last night. I was wear­ing a back­pack the whole evening. OH, LOOK, THERE GOES A TERRORIST!

No-one stopped me…

Then, after hav­ing blocked off half of the north­ern CBD, police stop a protest from going ahead on the grounds that it’s going to cause traf­fic chaos. Like that was a con­sid­er­a­tion a few nights back.

And, whilst I’m on this lit­tle soap­box, what on earth is a “law­ful protest” about? “Oh, here you go, protest in a nice lit­tle out –of-the-way place where no-one can see you, much less be seen by the per­son you’re protest­ing about/to. Just… stay away from the Rocks and everything’ll be okay.”

Because I’ve seen so many rabid gun-toting uni-students try­ing to blow up the US pup­pet­mas­ter. Nev­er­mind that Aus­tralia has far-more-sane gun-control leg­is­la­tion than the US does… John Howard isn’t the cen­tre of all this rub­bish when he trav­els to the US, even, and yet over here we’ve got to keep unarmed pro­tes­tors a good cou­ple of kilo­me­ters from their tar­get in case they pull out… well, something.

Mean­while, I don’t know whether I should be sat­is­fied or frus­trated that I was wear­ing a con­spic­u­ous black back­pack all evening around var­i­ous protest sites and didn’t get glanced at once.

Go home, Cheney. You’ve wasted enough of Sydney’s time and resources already.

# by Josh on February 23rd, 2007 Tags: , , , ,
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Exaggerated estimate

From Apple’s Quick­time Pro webpage:

Pro­fes­sional stu­dios around the world spend mil­lions of dol­lars and man-hours pro­duc­ing com­mer­cial enter­tain­ment. Please don’t steal their work or in ten years, it will cost $50(2) to see a movie in the the­ater [sic]. But, you can find lots of mate­r­ial on the Web that’s legal to cut, copy and remix. Look for the Cre­ative Com­mons license and add to the world’s culture.

(2) Exag­ger­ated estimate.

What. The.

It’s hard to tell whether they’re mock­ing the MPAA’s of the world or being seri­ous. In which case, it’s great to see they’re being hon­est, but, again… what the?

Oh, and I still haven’t bought Quick­time Pro. I went there via their trail­ers site and saw this line in the footer: “Bro­ken Movie icons? Quick­Time 7 is now required to view Trail­ers– and it’s free.”

Clearly, Quick­time 7 isn’t free if you paid for 6. And, so far as I know, there’s no way to run mul­ti­ple ver­sions of Quick­time in tan­dem. So if you want to be able to view new gen­er­a­tion con­tent being cre­ated, you’re basi­cally locked into a con­tin­ual upgrade cycle. Which is a load of crap.

Also a load of crap is their Aus­tralian pric­ing for Quick­time Pro, which is $AU44 ver­sus $US29 (about $AU38 at time of writ­ing). The bits are iden­ti­cal. Don’t charge me more. I have for­eign exchange trans­ac­tion fees added to my card if I pur­chase some­thing in a dif­fer­ent cur­rency, but it’s not any­thing near six dol­lars (try twenty cents or some­thing ridicu­lously small). And it doesn’t cost you six dol­lars more to send an email to Aus­tralia instead of to your US customers.

I’m in this bizarre pseudo-closed-source land at the minute and I’m really fear­ful for the longevity of con­tent sit­ting where I am now. In terms of rel­a­tive open­ness, Apple aren’t look­ing too crash hot right at the minute…

# by Josh on November 12th, 2006 Tags: , ,
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Enrolledish (plus rants, etc.)

Eigh­teen per semes­ter. Was the best I could man­age. But it’s now offi­cially sub­mit­ted and done so before the online cut­off of Novem­ber 10 so that’s one less thing…

But I haven’t got any edu­ca­tion units. Or any his­tory units. And… that has cer­tain drawbacks.

I.Am.So.Confused.

Mean­while, I declared war on Tai­wan today on account of a par­tic­u­larly ver­mi­cious vehi­cle for vol­umes of vera­ciously vac­u­ous vignettes. Or just reg­u­lar data. But what­ever, it’s a decid­edly evil exter­nal hard drive enclo­sure with USB2 and SATA2 ports on it. SATA2 works great, USB2 worked great for all of about five min­utes and then stopped work­ing on every com­puter known to mankind. Where mankind = my house. Which is not quite sen­tient, but get­ting there. *drapes more blue cables, pats switch.*

This is pun­ish­ment for not pur­chas­ing goods from where Josh rec­om­mends :) Nev­er­mind that I rec­om­mended them once, I think that once, in the very dis­tant past, I rec­om­mended Cworld and look where that got us. Okay, that fiasco was actu­ally before con­tent on this blog began. And I still haven’t for­given them. I hold brand-grudges lonnnng time.

Present sweet­heart sup­plier is Umart.net in Kings­ford, because they’re nearly as cheap as MSY and within com­fort­able walk­ing dis­tance (or lightning-quick drive/bike dis­tance). And the ser­vice isn’t too bad, either, espe­cially when it comes to order­ing stuff and get­ting it in same-day. Dad needed an exter­nal hard drive and bought the bits from THX (I will per­sist in call­ing them that for as long as I bloody well want to. Sim­ply because thx.com.au is eas­ier to type than txcomputer.com.au, and because tx.com.au was (unsur­pris­ingly) taken — not by them. Rule num­ber 1 in retail IT busi­ness nam­ing: easy to recall/guess domain names. Most impor­tant IP a busi­ness like that will ever have. And, also, the name THX evokes all kinds of won­der­ful geeky nos­tal­gic feel­ings which can’t be passed up lightly) who sold him a hard drive for $40 more than it would have cost from Umart and an enclo­sure for… who cares, it’s a piece of crap. Actu­ally, so far as indus­trial design goes, it’s prob­a­bly one of the bet­ter ones I’ve seen (if a lit­tle cramped), but the fact is it doesn’t work. So game over.

Ah, noth­ing like a good geeky rant to for­get the trou­bles of the world as they pass by (Ihaveanex­amI­will­prob­a­bly­failon­Wednes­day­morningo­hcrap). In other mod­er­ately excit­ing news, appar­ently Raw Ideas are mov­ing office to some­where that there’s actu­ally elbow room and I’m pos­si­bly going back there for some work over the sum­mer. Depends a lot on how project stuff goes between now and the end of the year but it’s nice to have options. Would be good to be work­ing full hours for a few weeks even if it’s split between employ­ers. Aus­tralia needs more web mon­keys (option­ally imported as stow­aways from China).

There are some things money can’t buy

(in Aus­tralia). For every­thing else, there’s eBay and Amazon.

My money doesn’t go any­where near as far on text­books here as it would if we were for­tu­nate enough to have books at the same price they are in the US. I’m try­ing to track down some Vygot­sky works (and Fisher’s col­lec­tion is cat­e­gorised by empti­ness, haven’t checked out UNSW yet but imag­ine it wouldn’t be much/any bet­ter) and don’t want to spend the earth to pur­sue what is, essen­tially, an entirely periph­eral inter­est. So I can spend, you know, $190 on a decent text in Aus­tralia, or I can get that bun­dled with one other (also appar­ently excel­lent resource) for US$50 plus ship­ping from Ama­zon. It’s absolutely nuts.

One day some­one will try to explain the eco­nom­ics behind this to me. And that day my head will implode with frustration.

# by Josh on October 26th, 2006 Tags: , , , ,
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Getting email responses

“Sim­ple name-slug per­son­al­iza­tion can lift the click-through rate by up to 30%. We’ve seen true con­tent per­son­al­iza­tion lift response rates by 300%.”

Rachael Heapps (Rap­pDig­i­tal) in an inter­view with Direct

Obvi­ously this is talk­ing about email mar­ket­ing cam­paigns (though it’s prob­a­bly not a bad idea stick­ing the name of the per­son you’re writ­ing to on per­sonal emails, either!) and is prob­a­bly quite unsur­pris­ing. With a lit­tle bit of intel­li­gent mail­ing (time-of-day sched­ul­ing, etc.) it’s quite triv­ial to make mass emails appear to orig­i­nate from a real per­son. In my last job we sent out over 110,000 “name-slug” cus­tomised emails each week in a lit­tle over 8 hours (~15,000 an hour) and then a lit­tle faster after some opti­mi­sa­tions (I think it was cut down to six), so if you start it not too late in the morn­ing it’s quite pos­si­ble to get out mes­sages over the course of the day that appear as though they have a gen­uine, per­sonal, author. (The pur­pose, of course, being the pro­mo­tion of Australia’s num­ber one cult-of-celebrity morn­ing show!)

Of course that was newslet­ter con­tent, not the “true con­tent per­son­al­iza­tion” [sic] that Heapps speaks of, but for the most part it’s dif­fi­cult to see the appeal of “true con­tent per­son­al­iza­tion” more broadly — busi­nesses will gen­er­ally have a core focus and if their cus­tomers are receiv­ing emails from them it’s prob­a­bly in rela­tion to that core area. Excep­tions are obvi­ously out there… two that spring to mind are wholesalers/distributors and mul­ti­dis­ci­pli­nary cre­ative agen­cies (web/print, event/web, print/vision, etc.) that have fairly dis­tinct groups of clientele.

For churches, “true con­tent per­son­al­iza­tion” could take a vari­ety of forms but prob­a­bly won’t in the kind of auto­mated capac­ity Heapps sug­gests. For exam­ple, you could poten­tially have dif­fer­ent email mes­sages for youth/adults, par­ents (kids ministry)/unmarried/childless adults, men/women. How­ever, I do think these would be dif­fer­ent email mes­sages and not merely “per­son­al­i­sa­tions” of the same core email. Then again, if your church sent out a weekly newslet­ter this might be some­what different.

The way St Matthias does things is sim­ply to send out emails as required to rel­e­vant peo­ple. This isn’t man­aged ter­ri­bly well at present and I’m hop­ing we’ll be able to change that over to a proper email cam­paign sys­tem some­time in the near future (when, you know, spare time rears its ugly head!) — BUT, tech­ni­cal aspects aside — it does mean that there is a cer­tain free­ness in the way things are run.

We can send out emails any time, not just when it’s time for a newslet­ter to drop around — and we don’t need to send out emails at all unless there is some rea­son to. That last point is pretty impor­tant, because it means that peo­ple aren’t stress­ing about cre­at­ing a newslet­ter each week/fortnight/month unnec­es­sar­ily. It also means that email from Matthias, in the eyes of our mem­bers and part­ners receiv­ing mes­sages, remains a vehi­cle emi­nently for the pur­poses of com­mu­ni­ca­tion. In a way, this is our ver­sion of “true con­tent per­son­al­iza­tion”: irrel­e­vance is not expected, and, pre­sum­ably, we get a bet­ter response for it (though email and web cam­paigns are still quite sep­a­rate… by which I mean to say web cam­paigns are non-existent, and we can’t track email responses accordingly!)

There is, of course, a fac­tor of size. A youth­group with even 40 kids and six or seven lead­ers is prob­a­bly going to strug­gle to write enough con­tent for a newslet­ter each week — or, even if they’re not strug­gling, there are per­haps bet­ter ways they could have spent that time. A larger group might find it immensely help­ful to keep in touch this way.

“Newslet­ter” is a fairly abstract term, how­ever, and don’t hear me say­ing there’s no role for emails that don’t com­mu­ni­cate any­thing new. They’re great for send­ing reminders (auto­matic or man­u­ally crafted) about events even where peo­ple have known about the events for ages. They’re also great for con­sol­i­dat­ing things that have already been said or done (though I per­son­ally see much less of this hap­pen­ing — reflec­tion is more the realm of blogs these days than email, per­haps). Most of all, they’re great when they’re per­sonal and rela­tional. A cold form-mail doesn’t have the same impact as a warm or slightly jovial form-mail, and even the slightly jovial form-mail pales in com­par­i­son with a tru­ely per­sonal mes­sage (in com­po­si­tion and content).

Which raises the ques­tion as to whether this whole thing seems strangely verisimil­i­tudi­nous for a rea­son. We strive to emu­late this per­sonal essence in mechan­i­cal utter­ances (oh, gosh, it’s AH all over again) and find that we can lift our response rates with “true” (there’s the verisimil­i­tude, I guess) con­tent personalisation.

But this is just shout­ing in the mar­ket­place. If we will blame email and elec­tronic com­mu­ni­ca­tions for the decay of inter­ac­tion in soci­ety, we must remem­ber that it is cer­tainly not the first one-to-many medium. The only dif­fer­ence I can see is that, in this mar­ket­place, there are some­times walls of one-way glass that pre­vent reply. That metaphor is inter­est­ing, because it sug­gests that the speaker (the observed one, speak­ing to the mar­ket­place) is the one most dis­ad­van­taged by this cir­cum­stance. We have no right to reply, but they can­not even see us. They know noth­ing about their audi­ence; their audi­ence can­not steer them in the right direction.

This isn’t some Clue­train bea­tup, but an obser­va­tion of what is, upon a lit­tle reflec­tion, self-evident. Essen­tially, if you have a mes­sage to get across to peo­ple, don’t make their job in receiv­ing it any more dif­fi­cult than it needs to be. If you have ambi­gu­i­ties in your mes­sage, let them ask. The ten­dency of organ­i­sa­tions to use no-reply@example.org email addresses is com­pletely con­trary to rea­son with regards to this issue of com­mu­ni­ca­tion. The one excep­tion is mass media, which is, it must be said, def­i­nitely not most of us.

From the “If you buy DRM’d music it’s your own stupid fault” department

“Microsoft’s iPod-killing Zune player won’t play music that’s locked up with Microsoft’s own anti-copying software.”

Via a ZDNet blog via Slash­dot

See also my angry post from last week about copy­right and dig­i­tal media in Aus­tralia.

Even if you’re not a geek this STILL AFFECTS YOU. Own an iPod or any other MP3 player? Have iTunes on your computer?

Foetus

Seven weeks: able to feel and respond to stim­u­lus.
Six­teen weeks: able to hear even whilst the pinna is still form­ing.
Sev­en­teen weeks: skin sen­si­tiv­ity in most of body.

Twenty-four weeks: legal abor­tion in NSW, Aus­tralia, with­out any need for proof of dan­ger to mother or child.

We know the sev­en­teen weeks fig­ure for skin sen­si­tiv­ity from test­ing on ‘aborted’ (but still alive — and inter­est­ingly acknowl­edged as “liv­ing”) foe­tuses. Seri­ously. I don’t know how the exper­i­ments go exactly, but I reckon it’s some­thing along the lines of “hey, let’s prod the unborn child and see what hap­pens!” (semi-sarcastic tone). Sigh.

Half of this edu­ca­tion course seems to be about the best way(s) to scar and kill chil­dren. It’s inter­est­ing in a really scary kind of way.

# by Josh on August 15th, 2006 Tags: ,
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