MS Explorer sinks

This story appeared in today’s SMH — note the erro­neous (yet highly amus­ing) cap­tion on the lead photo:

(screen­shot­ted for pos­ter­ity if they go editing)

They say they don’t know why it sunk. I blame Vista ;-)

Update:

So per­haps SMH’s typo was mixed up. ABC (Aus­tralia) are run­ning a story on their web­site wherein it’s uni­ver­sally called the MS Explorer. An ill-fated name for a ship, no doubt!

Per­haps Mid­night Com­man­der or Finder would be a more suc­cess­ful name? ;-)

# by Josh on November 24th, 2007 Tags: , , , ,
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Literally lost

<erno> hm. I’ve lost a machine.. lit­er­ally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works com­pletely, I just can’t fig­ure out where in my apart­ment it is.

I always thought that bash.org quote was fab­ri­cated until just now. I lit­er­ally lost my router. It was respond­ing to ping, it worked com­pletely (I was using the web inte­face), but I had no idea where it was. I looked in the usual place and it was gone!

So I rebooted my cable modem instead (the Big­Pond con­nec­tion was “there”, just not work­ing. Hap­pens once every month or two.), went to the web inter­face and recon­nected, and all was good.

I think it might have fallen some­where under­neath our Com­man­der PBX, but I’d need to move a not-insubstantial desk full of cables and var­i­ous IT gear, and risk dis­con­nect­ing some of the 12 or so net­work con­nected devices, in order to see it for sure. Mean­while, it’s out of sight and work­ing perfectly!

Work­ing per­fectly, that is, as a basic Inter­net gate­way. If we were using its hor­ri­ble unse­cur­able (you can do MAC based auth, but only if you’re pre­pared to enter the MAC addresses of LAN devices, too. I’m not. It’s also impos­si­ble just to grant wire­less Inter­net access and block off the LAN — I’d be per­fectly happy leav­ing the AP wide open if I could do that, because band­width should be free. Yeah, what­ever, I’m a ‘net com­mie.) wire­less, I imag­ine recep­tion would be rather poor in that RFI nest! (Assum­ing it’s where I think it is)

DIY Commander patch cabling

A picture of a working Commander cable

They’re a bit weird. Most tele­phone cable you can run straight through, but not Com­man­der cabling. For what­ever rea­son [read: estab­lish­ment of a com­mer­cial monop­oly enforced by tax-payer dol­lars through the ACA], their cables are dif­fer­ent. Spe­cial. Not ter­ri­bly com­pli­cated, but unnec­es­sar­ily so.

They reversed it for no reason.

One end is the oppo­site of the other. You can see it in the pic­ture above — note that both sides go black, red, green, yel­low — but one side is the under­side (note gold con­tacts) whilst the other is the top (note un-snapped-off[!] clip).

It’s not par­tic­u­lary hard, it just means you need to stay vaguely awake when crimp­ing stuff. It also means that you do need to crimp stuff, and that off-the-shelf tele­phone cables won’t cut it. I’m pretty con­vinced that this means it’s not a nor­mal tele­phony cable, and that the ACA can there­fore go and shove their restric­tions some­where else. Or, alter­na­tively, aban­don them alto­gether, and let nat­ural selec­tion take its course. If peo­ple can get them­selves killed whilst crimp­ing sig­nal cables, well…

# by Josh on September 17th, 2005 Tags: , ,
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Selling an audience short?

Or, What Josh Said About Ansearch That Was Irrel­e­vant to Most Users.

Dean Jones responded to my Ansearch Answers post with the following:

All in all I feel [the post is] a fair rep­re­sen­ta­tion of the so called facts, but I stand by my recent email… namely that sim­ply review­ing us on tech­ni­cal issues that most peo­ple either

  1. wouldn’t have dis­cov­ered, or;
  2. would not likely care about,

is sell­ing your audi­ence short.

I’m inclined to dis­agree, and just wanted to quickly post to say that. I like to think I under­stand the ‘audi­ence’ here fairly well. They’re either peo­ple with (web-)geek ten­den­cies, and are hence inter­ested in any analy­sis and crit­i­cism I can deliver on the tech­ni­cal aspects of prod­ucts, etc., or (and this cat­e­gory is com­pletely unre­lated to the for­mer) stu­dents and humanities-focussed peo­ple read­ing var­i­ous con­tent I’ve pub­lished here — rang­ing from stage plots to a short story to an essay on the nature and effects of the dig­i­tal divide.

Most guests in the lat­ter cat­e­gory are just that: guests. They gen­er­ally dis­cover this con­tent via a search engine, read what they want, and leave. Over 80% of my vis­i­tors stick around for one minute or less, pre­sum­ably because they find what they need quickly, or dis­cover that the con­tent isn’t what they were look­ing for.

The “reg­u­lar” audience/participants, how­ever, are not that. I don’t think you’re all geeks, but this blog leans towards that style of con­tent, and you match that accord­ingly. You don’t come here look­ing for prod­uct rec­om­men­da­tions (the one excep­tion to that being some­one who viewed my post on Asterisk/VoIP, and asked me what my expe­ri­ences with it had been some time later: to which I replied, we haven’t both­ered, as we moved into a house with a Com­man­der sys­tem pre­in­stalled!). You come here, I think, for the qual­ity of writ­ing, for rants, for occa­sion­ally insight­ful (I hope) com­ment on var­i­ous facets of things I deem interesting.

This is a blog. This is not a news­pa­per, though it is pos­si­ble that search engines, iron­i­cally, are chang­ing the clout of this medium to some­thing sim­i­lar. The dis­tinc­tion between news­pa­per and blog becomes blurred with posts like the one that inspired this, because of the form it was writ­ten in. It is impor­tant, how­ever, to remem­ber the audience.

Peo­ple don’t come here to shop for search engines. We might be inter­ested in how they work, what they do, what the poten­tial ben­e­fits and fail­ings of each one is, but ulti­mately it doesn’t affect anyone’s choice in the real world. Sim­i­larly, investors are unlikely to come here, scop­ing out Ansearch’s offer­ing before buy­ing into par­ent com­pany Optum. And, if they did, my con­clud­ing remarks were pos­i­tive — I gen­uinely believe the story bal­anced out in their favour more than any­thing else. If I over­played the sig­nif­i­cance of a small flaw that could poten­tially be abused, my apolo­gies. I don’t, how­ever, regret includ­ing it in there at all, because I think it’s some­thing my audi­ence is inter­ested in.

As you stated in an ear­lier email… “I’m not 100% sure as to how one should go about review­ing a search engine.” Here’s a tip. like Google, Yahoo, MSN… we are a busi­ness. For us to stay in busi­ness we need to gen­er­ate revenue.

To do this we need to get more peo­ple to our SE, to get them to come back more often, and to, through their usage (CPM, CPC etc…) gen­er­ate revenue.

To achieve this we need to pro­vide a search ser­vice that the user finds use­ful. Given our rapid growth over the past months in UV’s and rev­enue, I would say we are doing OK.

Unfor­tu­nately for Ansearch and any­one else who wants to use this as an adver­tis­ing space, we don’t par­tic­u­larly care if you’re mak­ing money. It’s good to hear they’ve grown: if their evolv­ing prod­uct is any­thing to go by, they deserve it. But met­rics such as rev­enue and Unique Vis­i­tors mean lit­tle to this audi­ence, even if it’s what investors want to find out all about.

I think this is a fair assess­ment of this site’s ‘audi­ence’ (the impor­tant ‘audi­ence’, for me, being the minor­ity that don’t come through search engines, sub­scribe by RSS, and come back regularly) — though, as always, your role is not restricted to that. You are par­tic­i­pants. In light of this, I’d invite com­ment and dis­cus­sion on this post as to your role as you under­stand it. It’s pos­si­ble I’ve got this all wrong… but I doubt it.

Two weeks in.

It’s been two weeks today since we moved into the new house. Just thought I’d say that. No, the IT sit­u­a­tion isn’t loads bet­ter, but I’m work­ing on it. Between assess­ments and other stuff.

If this stu­pid HP thing would play nice with hpoj and FreeBSD, I’d be sweet (well, you know, still gotta learn OpenL­DAP and the rest of it, but sweeter), but of course that’s not likely to hap­pen in a hurry. I’ve decided if it still isn’t work­ing by this week­end I’m going to revert to try­ing with Par­al­lel cables. Tis a sad day indeed.

In other news, the Com­man­der sys­tem has been work­ing okay, but there are more than a hand­ful of moments of frus­tra­tion when try­ing to get other devices to play nice on the sys­tem (e.g. not sanc­tioned HX308 phones), so for the moment we’ve installed a cord­less hand­set in par­al­lel to the Com­man­der sys­tem (that is, not on a sys­tem port) — that means it’s out of reach of the rest of the PBX, but at least it can make phone calls (which is good, see­ing it’s cord­less and the HX308 things all aren’t). Some issues with line noise, but then the cord­less thing is cur­rently con­nected by a socket hang­ing out of a wall con­nected in about 30 sec­onds by yours tru­ely. Oh, and if you’re from Aus­tel, I just made all that up.

# by Josh on February 14th, 2005 Tags: , ,
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