Absurdly cheap lighting console

If any­one has a spare grand sit­ting around they feel like spend­ing this lovely evening, there’s a just-serviced LSC Axiom 36/72 light­ing con­sole going on eBay in a bit over 3 ½ hours. In Mel­bourne, but with road­case included. I’d buy it, but I’m broke… some­thing to do with not being able to do any real work on account of try­ing to get *nix setup for­ever. Ubuntu is per­fect, but for the fact that it wouldn’t con­sider boot­ing for me for some rea­son. Blame VIA/EPIA for their clone low-power hard­ware, methinks.

# by Josh on August 1st, 2007 Tags: , , ,
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Remix07

Remix07 looks awe­some (and cheap). I’m already booked out for that week, which really sucks… even fly­ing to Mel­bourne and stay­ing overnight it looks like it’ll be a fan­tas­tic con­fer­ence for… not lots more than a reg­u­lar (i.e. non-MS sub­sidised) con­fer­ence in Syd­ney. Its con­tent is out­side the scope of what I’d usu­ally be inter­ested in devel­op­ing with, but I admit now to my insa­tiable curios­ity into Sil­verlight, WPF, and the subtly-hinted-at media stream­ing aspects of the con­fer­ence. Plus they’re giv­ing away Expres­sion Web to atten­dees, which would nearly ‘pay’ for the trip any­way. Sigh. Maybe next year.

Surprise…

Peo­ple threw me a sur­prise party for my birthday.

It took be a full ten sec­onds after I walked into the room to catch on.

Gem lied to me a lot over the course of sev­eral phone calls and con­ver­sa­tions, Szanto was com­plicit in send­ing faux group text mes­sages (a nice touch), Clau­dia con­spired to offer a venue, and Luke was strate­gi­cally late. Oth­ers prob­a­bly deserve cred­it­ing but will for­give my mem­ory — per­haps it took me too long to realise and it will come to me in another week or two!
Was rather good times.

I had to be told to blog this. I’m not being rude, I just don’t have any pho­tos of the night to stick up, and, really, it feels a bit flat with­out them. There was an under­wa­ter cam­era but it ran away to Mel­bourne before I could steal things from it.

So, maybe pho­tos to come. Marcelo was tak­ing Myspace pho­tos under­wa­ter. Addict. Betray­ing the “I hate myspace” cause to which you once held fast! On the plus side, he doesn’t have the pho­tos yet, either :P

# by Josh on January 22nd, 2007 Tags:
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The Penelopiad, Chapter 26: Trial of Odysseus as Videotaped by the Maids

Essay, ENGL1002.

Screenshot of PDF front page

Full­text fol­lows, incor­rect for­mat­ting. PDF ver­sion also avail­able (proper for­mat­ting, foot­notes, etc.).

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Skype Sucks

Net­Meet­ing video is still unbeaten. Try­ing to video con­fer­ence with a guy in Mel­bourne today, MSN was on the cards but sucked even in a LAN envi­ron­ment, Skype was tried and looked awe­some fullscreen and in a LAN envi­ron­ment, but bombed out pretty badly for web-cam sup­port at the Mel­bourne end and in terms of band­width — you can’t even scale the video! — and Net­Meet­ing was great in terms of reli­a­bil­ity and decent qual­ity over both LAN and Inter­net con­nec­tions (and yes, it let you scale. Last update, 1996. Or when­ver. A while ago!).

Unfor­tu­nately, Net­Meet­ing is too dif­fi­cult to use, and one end (or both ends… our end I’m 99% sure is work­ing fine as I write this) had rout­ing dif­fi­cul­ties because, obvi­ously, Net­Meet­ing doesn’t use some crappy cen­tral direc­tory server unless you select the “Microsoft, please steal my infor­ma­tion” check­box. Which, unlike the lat­est MSN Mes­sen­ger install, isn’t ticked by default.

PC soft­ware mak­ers suck. Ear­lier this week I… had an encounter with Tori’s lap­top, fea­tur­ing no less than 188 indi­vid­ual spec­imins of spy­ware: A new record for me. I started try­ing to dis-infect but even­tu­ally pro­nounced it vaguely beyond repair. The spy­ware was such that it was block­ing sock­ets for all appli­ca­tions EXCEPT I.E. (pre­sum­ably because it can con­trol Inter­net Explorer infi­nitely bet­ter than it can any­thing else – more than a cou­ple of sites were blocked, too), so I couldn’t even update the anti-spyware def­i­n­i­tions. It’d also bro­ken Win­dows Update. Yar, this be re-install ter­ri­tory. Caused, prob­a­bly in no small part, by “ticked by default” junk.

Podcasting proliferation (procrastination)

I note with some inter­est that WSG reg­u­lar Syd­ney and Mel­bourne meet­ings are being recorded and will, at some time in the near future (i.e. after the meet­ings have hap­pened), be avail­able for down­load some­where. Ear­lier, WSG event Web Essen­tials ’05 was made avail­able for pod­cast down­load. On Sun­day, my church announced they were mak­ing ser­mons avail­able for down­load (and, just for the record, their site is get­ting re-done :P So ugly-factor will soon dis­ap­pear, and I’m hop­ing to fig­ure out a way to make the pod­casts more acces­si­ble when that happens!)

Last time I checked (and I keep a fairly close eye on these things in a web con­text), band­width and disc space didn’t get dra­mat­i­cally cheaper. Nor, I haz­ard, did record­ing equip­ment. So what gives? Sud­denly we all decide we can be both­ered? Is this just buzzword-compliance 101?

One of the rea­sons I have for being wary of pod­cast­ing is not so much band­width (which can be paid for if exceeded and so forth with­out too much dif­fi­culty), but stor­age space! Stor­age space, unless you’re buy­ing a server, is gen­er­ally rather scant. Espe­cially next to band­width: most hosts assume that your entire site will attract enough traf­fic to have it down­loaded in its entirety sev­eral times over. To be fair, so does base10solutions — but our stor­age is geared to the size site that, rel­a­tive to its band­width, could con­ceiv­ably attract enough traf­fic to go over with­out dif­fi­culty. What I’m talk­ing about is peo­ple with blogs on 6GB accounts with 100GB of trans­fers — it’s utterly disproprtionate.

The web doesn’t have much respect for per­ma­nence. Which is prob­a­bly one rea­son why low-storage accounts have lasted so long. With pod­cast­ing, if I put some­thing online I want it to stay there per­ma­nently, because it’s con­tent! A cer­tain image gallery won’t stay there for­ever, but to me that’s okay as it’s act­ing in a ‘closed com­mu­nity’ con­text — the only door is my web­site (to the best of my knowl­edge, few, if any, other peo­ple have linked to it).

So I have some burn­ing ques­tions about where all these resources are com­ing from, and if they’re sus­tain­able. It could just be that peo­ple have decided they’re pre­pared to spend money on host­ing now, and more money in the future if storage/bandwidth costs don’t scale as quickly as antic­i­pated. Or — and this is what I think is most likely hap­pen­ing, though not nec­es­sar­ily with the exam­ples cited — peo­ple are host­ing things with­out think­ing what they’ll do when they come to “that” — “that” being, of course, the inevitable wall at which point they need to expand/upgrade/reach further/… or delete content.

The other ques­tion, of course, is why now? We haven’t seen any quan­tum leap, so it must be that peo­ple are only now real­is­ing the poten­tial of the medium. You could argue for broad­band uptake, but I’d argue back that as pod­cast­ing is mostly spoken-word con­tent, its band­width require­ments are no greater than that of talk­back shows that have had 28.8kb streams since 1997. Maybe it’s just aware­ness. That’s where I’m lean­ing. I think it’s peo­ple see­ing a buzz­word that’s been given some degree of cre­dence — though lit­tle recog­ni­tion out­side of web cir­cles, accord­ing to a hand­ful of sur­veys (I’d meant to find links for that but haven’t got time… there was some­thing on CNet News.com a few months back) — and attempt­ing to catch the wave as it rises.

On the note of waves ris­ing, it should be noted that, yes, I am one of the nay-sayers that believe this “Web 2.0″ thing is a farce and will see some set­back. We might emerge more seman­tic or application-oriented or what­ever because of it — just like Web 1.0 left us with a bunch of empty stores and Flash web­sites that we’re still try­ing to get rid of/turn into a more appro­pri­ate use of the plat­form –, but money is going to be lost. So there are my thoughts on that, whilst try­ing to clear my mind of var­i­ous “I know noth­ing” stress before going to bed and sit­ting my last exam tomor­row. Hence “pro­cras­ti­na­tion” in this posts’ title.

Practice essay questions

In light of the pend­ing Eng­lish exams, Guy Betts has invested his time and effort to bring us all an enlight­en­ing set of essay ques­tions, encom­pass­ing just a few of the many delight­ful morsels that the Board of Stud­ies is infa­mous for deliv­er­ing to its students.

Practice essay questions

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