Telstra Bigpond support

I hadn’t called sup­port for at least six months. I did, yes­ter­day, because our router went on hol­i­days and I’d neglected to keep a local copy of Big­pond clients, etc., and knew they had a super-secret-accessible-without-authentication FTP site I could down­load one (for the record, it’s 61.9.192.138 under dist/ with anony­mous auth) from. Because I wasn’t going to pay a net cafe/couldn’t be both­ered walk­ing the 1km to the near­est one, and because I couldn’t find an open AP to steal wire­less from(!! and I drove nearly a kilo­me­ter try­ing to, even the usual places were out!).

That was yes­ter­day. Today, I called again because I couldn’t get it un-setup. And got the most com­pletely and utterly clue­less tech­ni­cal sup­port per­son I’ve ever encoun­tered. Not to sound misog­y­nis­tic or any­thing, but… well, no male tech has ever come close to this woman’s sheer level of clue­less­ness. She hadn’t heard about their MAC address lock­ing auth which has been going on since the begin­ning of time. Obvi­ously, this was an imped­i­ment to get­ting things work­ing when clearly it was a lock­ing prob­lem. She read me an SM server IP address off some sheet she had (which, so she claimed, was the way they did things now… yeah, righto. I’m now con­nected just fine with­out any such defined server, thanks) which I entered — of course — to no avail. Then I asked if she knew whether I should be using a SM or a DCE auth server, in light of the fact I’ve been con­nected for a cou­ple of months with­out any prob­lems (no joke… when Tel­stra works, it’s the most spec­tac­u­lar thing in the world. Get­ting it up and run­ning is often quite a dif­fer­ent story.) and she said:

“Uhhh I don’t know… SMTP server? Hmm…”

*josh bangs head against desk*

Some minute and a half later she realises, “Oh, that’s about email, right. Let me check that for you.”

Uhh, yeah, that’s what I wanted you to do three min­utes ago. *waits on hold*

“Well, I just spoke with my super­vi­sor and they don’t know either.”

Please, give more sup­port con­tracts to the Indi­ans. They know more than support-script-monkeys in Aus­tralian call centres.

So, next ques­tion — can you tell me when I’ve shown up as authenticating/connecting in the last 72 hours?

I know what the answer to this ques­tion should be, because they’ve been able to do it before. Hers was “Oh, hang on… oh dear, this is too tech­ni­cal for me.” *Raised eye­brow, before vio­lently rip­ping limbs from tech-support voodoo doll reserved for this pur­pose* Real­is­ing the irony of her state­ment, she laughed air­ily, “And I’m meant to be the sup­port per­son!” Oh, really? *Starts to warm sol­der­ing iron for use in doll’s eyes* Unsur­pris­ingly, she couldn’t fig­ure out what was going on enough to answer my question.

She pro­ceeded to launch into the stan­dard “Oh but you said you were using a router and actu­ally we don’t sup­port those so I’m sorry we’re not really trained in how to use them…” I was tempted to cut her off and start set­ting it up on another com­puter now to prove it still wasn’t work­ing, but thought the pain had gone on long enough. So she con­tin­ued with her “Bad user, you and your stu­pid non-desktop-solution that uses third-party routers.” Nev­er­mind that these routers fea­ture Telstra-licensed heart­beat soft­ware (at least, one would hope so, because bpalo­gin is GPL’d and router firmware cer­tainly isn’t!). I could see the “con­tact the man­u­fac­turer” rec­om­men­da­tion com­ing — it did — but then she threw out another gem that can’t pos­si­bly be ignored. She pro­ceeded to actively rec­om­mend a third-party sup­port com­pany to setup my Tel­stra Big­pond Inter­net con­nec­tion, as though they’d some­how be able to fix my (Telstra-induced) MAC lock­ing problems.

At this point I took the doll down­stairs, and left it sit­ting on the gas stove.

Adden­dum: I have encoun­tered good female techs plenty of times in the past… I’ve just never encoun­tered any male techs this bad. I think it’s prob­a­bly a result of moronic gen­der equity cor­po­rate poli­cies, whereby they employ use­less females to make up the num­bers — sim­ply because not many work in the indus­try, doubt­less at least in part because of the “clue­less female” flack that some appar­ently cop. Proud to be a part of the prob­lem. *rolls eyes* It was said in jest, live with it ;-)

Blurred Reality final copy

Final Copy — an Undis­closed Num­ber of Words (tar­get: 1000)

Assess­ment Task 1: Imag­i­na­tive Com­po­si­tion
“Blurred Real­ity”

The fall into dark­ness was inevitable.  For a cause lost in the depths of time past, a dark being came to hate the world and all within it.  Seek­ing iconly death, he embarked on his mis­sion of des­o­la­tion.  It was per­haps bet­ter for those on whom he was depen­dent for his un-life, that they were stripped of all con­scious­ness and will as they fell under the curse of his ineluctable hunger.

Those sub­ject to this des­o­late ruler came to enact like-minded (if such minds could exist) ret­ri­bu­tion upon oth­ers — and so the cycle con­tin­ued, hun­dreds drawn under this curse.  Fear of this dec­i­ma­tion of any sense of self iden­tity or exis­tence, sub­sti­tuted with a per­pet­ual, mind­less rep­e­ti­tion of the motions insti­gated by the first to fall was ratio­nal, although, it must be said, an immor­tal­ity of noth­ing is worse than frail exis­tence within which life may exist.  This fear is not a con­ven­tional fear of suf­fer­ing — but of noth­ing.  Not of the unknown, sim­ply emptiness.

The haunt­ing sound of inevitabil­ity sur­passes fruit­less fears.  For most, the world was slowly falling to the grasp of this life­less dic­ta­tor, how­ever there was one, it was said, pos­sess­ing the qual­i­ties to over­power this being, releas­ing the world from an age of bondage under an empty mas­ter.
—-
Karl Riley drifted in alter­nat­ing states of con­scious­ness.  An alarm sounded loudly next to him, and he jerked upright, slam­ming a fist onto his mobile.  Begrudg­ingly, he rolled, bring­ing him­self upright.  It was two A.M., and appar­ently he was needed imme­di­ately at work.  Mut­ter­ing some­thing about over­time, he dressed and started dri­ving to the support-centre, stop­ping only for a cof­fee from an all-night con­ve­nience store.

Return­ing to his car, the lights of the con­ve­nience store flick­ered before dying.  Hear­ing the sales assis­tant swear­ing, Karl returned to his car in dark­ness.  A cloaked fig­ure moved along the street, towards him, mak­ing no attempt at con­ceal­ment.  He reached Karl’s car first, and stood, wait­ing at the door.
“Hello?” said Karl, some­what hes­i­tantly.
The fig­ure stood motion­less, his face in shadow.
“That’s my car.  I need to go.  It’s two-twenty on a Thurs­day morn­ing, and I have ten min­utes to get to work.  What are you doing?“
With­out speech, he moved aside, and con­tin­ued walk­ing along the road.  Glanc­ing cau­tiously, Karl unlocked his car, sat, and again locked the doors from the inside.  Fum­bling with his seat­belt, he looked up; his gaze locked upon two per­spi­ca­cious, pen­e­trat­ing eyes of the fig­ure he had seen moments before, fix­ated to the win­dow of his car.
Tear­ing his gaze from this appari­tion, Karl turned the keys, gunned the engine, and tore off down an otherwise-deserted street.  Shak­ily, he reached for the cof­fee.
“Wake up Karl, wake up,” he repeated over to him­self.  “Wake up, WAKE UP!”, he found him­self shout­ing.  Except it wasn’t his voice he heard shout­ing.  It had come from behind him.

He leant his weight on the cars brake, and it shud­dered to a halt in the mid­dle of the street.  His seat­belt caught him, and he turned to the back seat of the car, where the man sat.  Indif­fer­ent to Karl’s dri­ving, speak­ing in mock­ing tones — “Wake up, Karl.  Wake up.”  He ceased speak­ing, reach­ing a hand for­wards to firmly grasp Karl’s shoul­der.
His ran­cid breath per­me­ated the car; Karl shud­dered at his touch.
“Am I awake?” asked Karl, now uncer­tain of any­thing.  The grip tight­ened, and Karl winced from the pain of it.
“Yes.“
“What is hap­pen­ing?“
“You are to be freed from awareness.”

He loos­ened his grip on Karl’s shoul­der, reach­ing for his neck.  His face moved closer, the breath becom­ing stronger, more repul­sive.  His mouth almost upon Karl’s throat, he saw the cross strung around his neck.  Vio­lently, he pulled away, break­ing through the rear of the car and van­ish­ing into dark­ness.
Skep­ti­cally, Karl glanced out the back win­dow, won­der­ing if he were awake.
“He broke my win­dow.“
—-
Arriv­ing thirty min­utes late, cov­ered in spilt cof­fee and bro­ken glass, his super­vi­sor, Lara, looked dubi­ously at Karl, but didn’t ask ques­tions.  “There’s a pack­age on your desk” was all she said to him.  A pack­age?  Deliv­ered between 5:30 the pre­vi­ous night and now?
Some­what intrigued, he opened it.  A potent aroma filled the room as three pieces of gar­lic rolled from the pack­age and onto his desk.  A dag­ger fol­lowed.  Star­ing as though offended by the pres­ence of these things, they sto­ically remained through his blinks of disbelief.

Karl peered into the FedEx bag, find­ing a let­ter enclosed.

You are being watched. This pack­age car­ries gar­lic that it may arrive unheeded. Tonight you have learnt of the forces of evil which remain hid­den from soci­ety; these forces would not have you read this, would not have you to learn of them.  You are the con­clu­sion to a thou­sand years lech­ery at the hands of these… crea­tures. They are the un-dead, an accursed peo­ple, fallen to the evil one.  It is said that there would be one who could crush this mas­ter, free­ing thou­sands from his grasp, and sav­ing human­ity.  This one is you.  Enclosed with this let­ter is a dag­ger, forged from sil­ver — this is the weapon with which you must destroy him, by pierc­ing his heart.  The attack on you was not imag­ined; your attacker must be destroyed.

“So, I’m to go around wield­ing a sil­ver dag­ger which arrived in an anony­mous bag, stab­bing any­one who looks shady and wears black?“
The phone rang.
“Karl Riley” he answered.
“No.“
“Par­don?“
“No, you are not to go around stab­bing any­one.  The man who attacked you — you must destroy him.“
Karl looked at his phone.  Caller ID showed an inter­nal exten­sion — 107. “How do…“
“Never mind. I can assure you, exten­sion 107 does not exist,” the voice said, appar­ently get­ting louder, “but I do.“
The last words came not from a phone, but from Lara, behind Karl.  She wasn’t hold­ing a phone.
“Hello.“
“Umm… hi.  How do you know all this?“
“There are many who are aware of this evil, but few empow­ered to act.  Lara, whose body I occupy, knows noth­ing.  She, like most of human­ity, will never be aware of this dark­ness.  You are elected to serve, bur­dened with knowl­edge.  It is for you to act.“
With that, the fig­ure of Lara flick­ered and dis­ap­peared into the air, leav­ing Karl sit­ting, at a loss.
—-
He returned to his apart­ment, with no word as to why he had been called into work.  He imag­ined it were asso­ci­ated with other events of the night, although how, he didn’t know.
The new mes­sages indi­ca­tor flashed on his phone.
“You have… seven new mes­sages.“
“Seven?!” he exclaimed, unbe­liev­ing.
The mes­sages began play­ing.
“Hey Karl, what’s up?  Phil here.  You com­ing into work today?  Gimme a buzz some­time.“
“Hi Karl, Chris call­ing… missed you today, every­thing alright?“
“Hey, it’s Steph.  Where you been the past few days?“
“Karl, Lara here.  Pick up the phone.  Are you there?  Karl?  Where have you been the last week?“
There were three still to play, but Karl stopped the machine.
Cau­tiously, he checked the date on his watch.
“What…?” he began to speak.

The phone rang.  He answered, and a voice began speak­ing — “I, the un-dead one whom you encoun­tered one week ago, am com­ing to destroy you.  Do not won­der of time, for soon immor­tal­ity shall place you out­side of such petty constraints.”

The line went dead.  He placed down the phone and col­lapsed on the floor, his vision obscured by tears of con­fu­sion and des­per­a­tion.  A bird-like sil­hou­ette flick­ered past his win­dow, cast­ing a moon­lit shadow around the fig­ure of Karl.  A voice, with no appar­ent ori­gin, began to speak, chant­ing softly, envelop­ing him.  No com­pre­hen­si­ble words were spo­ken, but it was calm­ing, sooth­ing.  A sec­ond voice was heard, at first quiet, but grow­ing louder.  This voice was vio­lent, harsh.  Formed words came in its speech, although Karl did not comprehend.

The first voice began to speak — he could not dis­tin­guish words, but under­stood.  Com­manded, he stood and walked.  Blinded, shapes moved in his vision, as the two voices raged and fought.  He felt him­self being directed, moved towards the table where the enve­lope lay.  Guided per­fectly, he extracted the knife from the enve­lope.
The sec­ond voice shifted within his head; visions became darker, as though mad­dened by the pres­ence of sil­ver.  A res­o­nant scream engulfed his being, the knife seem­ingly cut­ting from the inside.

“RELEASE THE KNIFE”, a stran­gled yet force­ful voice com­manded, even in the midst of its agony.  The desire of the soft, pow­er­ful first voice held Karl still.  Remain­ing seemed unbear­able, but releas­ing it?  Karl grasped it fever­ishly, blood spilling from his hand, unable to bring him­self to let it fall, trapped between pain and some other thing.  The words of the let­ter drifted in his mind, as though through a thick fog.

…there would be one who could crush this mas­ter…  you must destroy him, by pierc­ing his heart…

His pur­pose clear, he drew the knife away from his body, only to bring it towards him, plung­ing it deep into his chest.

The voices ceased.  Alone on the floor of his kitchen, fist tightly grasp­ing cold metal, he was dying.

— — -

Final sub­mit­ted doc­u­ment was 27 pages in length, includ­ing two drafts, final copy, com­po­si­tion eval­u­a­tion, and other work­ing doc­u­ments (includ­ing two print­outs, one from email, the other from forums).

We shall see how it goes.

Blurred Reality

Draft #2 — 1728 words (tar­get: 1000)

Assess­ment Task 1: Imag­i­na­tive Composition

The fall into dark­ness, it is said, was inevitable.  For a cause lost in the depths of time past, this dark being came to hate the world and all within it.  Seek­ing only destruc­tion of life, he embarked on a mis­sion of des­o­la­tion; it was per­haps bet­ter for those on whom he was depen­dent for his un-life, that they were stripped of all con­scious­ness and will as they fell under the curse of his ineluctable hunger.

Those who became sub­ject to this des­o­late ruler became bound under him, enact­ing their ret­ri­bu­tion upon oth­ers — and so the cycle con­tin­ued, hun­dreds drawn under this curse.  Fear of this dec­i­ma­tion of any sense of self iden­tity or exis­tence, sub­sti­tuted with a per­pet­ual, mind­less rep­e­ti­tion of the motions insti­gated by the first to fall was ratio­nal, although, it must be said, immor­tal­ity as noth­ing is worse than frail exis­tence within which life may exist.  This fear is not the con­ven­tional one of pain, or other suf­fer­ing — but of noth­ing.  Not of the unknown, sim­ply emptiness.

Fear did noth­ing — the haunt­ing sound of approach­ing inevitabil­ity remained.  For most, the world was slowly falling to the grasp of this life­less dic­ta­tor, how­ever there was one, it was said, pos­sess­ing the qual­i­ties to over­power and destroy this being, releas­ing the world from an age of bondage under an empty mas­ter.
—-
Karl Riley drifted in alter­nat­ing states of con­scious­ness.  An alarm sounded loudly next to him, and he jerked upright, slam­ming a closed fist down on the key­pad of his mobile.  Begrudg­ingly, he rolled, bring­ing him­self upright.  It was two in the morn­ing, and appar­ently he was needed imme­di­ately at work.  Mut­ter­ing some­thing about over­time, he dressed, left his apart­ment, and started dri­ving to the support-centre, stop­ping only for a cof­fee from an all-night con­ve­nience store.

As he turned to return to his car, the lights of the con­ve­nience store flick­ered, before fail­ing.  Hear­ing the sales assis­tant swear­ing, Karl walked in dark­ness to his car.  A cloaked fig­ure moved along the street, towards him, mak­ing no attempt at con­ceal­ment.  He reached Karl’s car first, and stood, wait­ing at the dri­ver side door.
“Hello?” said Karl, some­what hes­i­tantly.
The fig­ure stood, silent and motion­less, his face in dark­ness.
“Sorry, that’s my car.  I need to go.  It’s two-twenty on a Thurs­day morn­ing, and I have ten min­utes to get to work.  What are you doing?“
With­out speech, he moved aside, and con­tin­ued to walk along the street.  Glanc­ing cau­tiously, Karl unlocked his car, sat down, and again locked the doors from the inside.  He turned to pull his seat­belt, and again turned back to fas­ten it.  As he looked up from his task, his eyes locked with two per­spi­ca­cious, pen­e­trat­ing eyes, of the fig­ure he had seen moments before, fix­ated to the win­dow of his car.
Tear­ing his gaze from this appari­tion, Karl turned the keys, gunned the engine, and tore off down an otherwise-deserted street.  Breath­ing heav­ily, he reached shak­ily for his cof­fee.
“Wake up Karl, wake up,” he repeated over to him­self.  “Wake up Karl, wake up, WAKE UP!”, he found him­self shout­ing.  Except it wasn’t his voice he heard shout­ing.  It had come from behind him.
He leant his weight on the cars brake, and it shud­dered to a halt in the mid­dle of the street.  His seat­belt caught him, and he turned to the back seat of the car, where the man sat.  Indif­fer­ent to Karl’s dri­ving, speak­ing now in mock­ing tones — “Wake up, Karl.  Wake up.”  He ceased speak­ing, reach­ing a hand for­wards to firmly grasp Karl’s shoul­der.
His ran­cid breath per­me­ated the car, and Karl shud­dered at his touch.
“Am I awake?” asked Karl, now uncer­tain of any­thing.  The grip tight­ened, and Karl winced from the pain of it.
“Yes.“
“What is hap­pen­ing?“
“You are to be freed from aware­ness.“
With that, he loos­ened his grip on Karl’s shoul­der, instead reach­ing for his neck.  He moved his face closer, the breath becom­ing stronger, more repul­sive.  His mouth almost upon Karl’s throat, he saw the cross strung around his neck.  Vio­lently, he pulled away, break­ing through the back win­dow of the car, and van­ish­ing into the night.
Skep­ti­cally, Karl glanced out the back win­dow, still won­der­ing if he really was awake.
“He broke my win­dow.“
—-
Arriv­ing thirty min­utes late, cov­ered in spilt cof­fee and bro­ken glass, his super­vi­sor, Lara, looked dubi­ously at Karl, but didn’t ask ques­tions.  “There’s a pack­age on your desk” was the extent of con­ver­sa­tion that morn­ing.  A pack­age?  Deliv­ered between when he had left work at 5:30 the pre­vi­ous night and now?
Some­what intrigued, he opened it.  A potent aroma filled the room as three pieces of gar­lic rolled from the pack­age and onto his desk.  A dag­ger fol­lowed.  Star­ing at his work­space as though offended by the pres­ence of these things, they sto­ically remained through his many blinks of dis­be­lief.
A per­son passed in the cor­ri­dor, sniff­ing cau­tiously.  Appar­ently sat­is­fied that the smell was gar­lic, they con­tin­ued on their way.
Karl peered into the FedEx bag, find­ing a let­ter enclosed.

You are being watched. This pack­age car­ries gar­lic that it may arrive unheeded. Tonight you have learnt of the forces of evil which remain hid­den from soci­ety at large; these forces would not have you read this, would not per­mit you to learn of them.  You are the con­clu­sion to a thou­sand years lech­ery at the hands of these… crea­tures. They are the un-dead, an accursed peo­ple, fallen under the grasp of the evil one.  It is said that there would be one who could crush this mas­ter, free­ing thou­sands from his grasp, and sav­ing human­ity.  This one is you.  Enclosed with this let­ter is a dag­ger, forged from sil­ver — this is the weapon with which you must destroy him, by pierc­ing his heart.  The attack on you tonight was not imag­ined; your attacker must be destroyed.

“So, I’m to go around wield­ing a sil­ver dag­ger which arrived in an anony­mous bag, stab­bing any­one who looks shady and wears black?“
The phone rang.
“Karl Riley” he answered.
“No.“
“Par­don?“
“No, you are not to go around stab­bing any­one.  The man who attacked you.  He is the one you must destroy.“
“How…” Karl looked at the dis­play on his phone.  Caller ID resolved the num­ber to an inter­nal exten­sion — 107. “How do…“
“Never mind. I can assure you, exten­sion 107 does not exist,” the voice said, appar­ently get­ting louder, “but I do.“
Those last words were heard not on the phone, but from behind Karl, com­ing from Lara.  She wasn’t hold­ing a phone.
“Hello.“
“Umm… hi.  How do you know all this?“
“There are many who know of this evil, but few which are empow­ered to act.  Lara, whose body I now occupy, knows noth­ing of this.  She, like most of human­ity, will never be aware of the dark­ness amongst them.  You are elected to serve, bur­dened with this knowl­edge.  It is for you to act.“
With that, the fig­ure of Lara flick­ered and dis­ap­peared into the air, leav­ing Karl sit­ting, at a loss.
—-
He returned to his apart­ment, with no word as to why he had been called into work.  He assumed it was asso­ci­ated with the other events of the night, although how, he didn’t know.
The new mes­sages indi­ca­tor flashed on his phone.
“You have… seven new mes­sages.“
“Seven?!” he exclaimed, unbe­liev­ing.
The mes­sages began to play.
“Hey Karl, what’s up?  Phil here.  You com­ing into work today?  Gimme a buzz some­time, okay?“
“Hi Karl, Chris call­ing… missed you at work today, every­thing okay?“
“Hey, it’s Steph.  Where you been the past few days?“
“Karl, Lara here.  Pick up the phone.  Are you there?  Karl?  Where have you been the last week?“
There were another three to play, but Karl slammed a fist down on the machine, and it stopped.
Cau­tiously, he checked the date on his watch.
“What…?” he began to speak.  The phone rang.  He answered, and a voice began speak­ing. “I am com­ing to destroy you.  I am the undead one, whom you encoun­tered one week ago.  Do not won­der about time, for soon you shall exist immor­tal and out­side of such petty con­straints.“
Karl lis­tened as the line went dead.  He placed down the phone, and col­lapsed on the floor, his vision obscured by tears of con­fu­sion and des­per­a­tion.  A bird-like sil­hou­ette flick­ered past his win­dow, cast­ing a shadow illu­mi­nated by moon­light over the fig­ure of Karl.  He heard a voice, with no phys­i­cal ori­gin — it chanted softly, envelop­ing, sur­round­ing him.  No com­pre­hen­si­ble words were spo­ken, but this was of no con­se­quence.  A sec­ond voice could be heard, at first quiet, but gain­ing, grow­ing louder.  This voice was vio­lent, harsh.  Formed words came in its’ speech, although Karl could not know their mean­ing.
The first voice began to speak in his thoughts — he did not recog­nise the words, but under­stood.  It was telling him to stand, to walk.  He could not see. Shapes moved in his vision, as the two voices raged and fought.  He felt him­self being directed, mov­ing towards the table where he had left the FedEx enve­lope.  Reach­ing, per­fectly directed, he lifted the knife from the enve­lope.
He felt the sec­ond voice shift within his head; his visions became darker, red­den­ing, as though mad­dened by the touch of sil­ver.  The sounds were tor­tu­ous, a res­o­nant scream pen­e­trat­ing his being, feel­ing as though the pres­ence of the knife was burn­ing him from the inside.
A stran­gled voice rasped at him, “RELEASE THE KNIFE”, com­mand­ing force­fully even whilst in its agony.  Karl remained still by the desire of the soft, yet pow­er­ful first voice.  Remain­ing with it seemed unbear­able, but releas­ing it?  Karl grasped it fever­ishly, unable to bring him­self to let it fall, trapped between pain and he did not know what else.  The words of the let­ter drifted in his mind, as though in a thick fog.
…there would be one who could crush this mas­ter…  you must destroy him, by pierc­ing his heart…
His pur­pose clear, his arm pulled the knife away from his body, only to bring it towards him, plung­ing it deep into his chest.
The voices stopped.  He was alone on the floor of his kitchen, fist tightly grasp­ing cold metal, dying.

I’m uncer­tain as to whether I shall count this as an edit or not.  It addresses issues of clar­ity and per­forms surgery where required, but content-liposuction didn’t hap­pen here.

Blurred Real­ity is the work­ing title for the story at this point.  Again, com­ments are wel­comed, and rip­ping me/the story to shreds is far bet­ter than just say­ing “it’s good/it’s not so good”.

Extension short story

Draft #1 — 1930 words (tar­get: 1000)

Assess­ment Task 1: Imag­i­na­tive Composition

It is said that the fall into dark­ness was unavoid­able — an event which must occur for the ful­fil­ment of some cause, lost in time.  Some­thing lost in thou­sands of years of lech­er­ous exis­tence, mil­len­nia over which oth­ers had fallen to the cause of this dark being who, so desir­ing to make things ‘right’, at least within the con­torted reck­on­ings of his own mind, aban­doned all in pur­suit of this dark­ness.  It was, per­haps, bet­ter, for those whom he was depen­dent upon for his un-life, that they were stripped of all con­cious­ness and will when devoured by his ineluctable hunger.

At this point, they too became sub­ject to a need to sus­tain their own un-life, cre­ated when their true mean­ing and pur­pose was removed from them.  Fol­low­ing the foot­steps of their keeper, bound under him, they engaged their ret­ri­bu­tion on oth­ers — and so the cycle con­tin­ued, hun­dreds drawn under this curse.  What, exactly, is this thing which is to be so feared?  It is the dec­i­ma­tion of any sense of self iden­tity or exis­tence, sub­sti­tuted with a per­pet­ual cycle of… of robotic, mind­less, blind rep­e­ti­tion of the motions insti­gated by the first to fall.  To be feared?  Not in itself — although, it must be said, immor­tal­ity as noth­ing is worse than frail exis­tence within which life may exist.  Any fear is not the con­ven­tional one of pain, or other suf­fer­ing — but of noth­ing.  Not of the unknown — sim­ply of a denial of experience.

This fear did noth­ing for most, of course — the inevitable was only pro­longed.  The world was slowly falling to the grasp of this life­less dic­ta­tor.  For most.  There was one, it was said, who would pos­sess the qual­i­ties to over­power and destroy this man, releas­ing the world from an age of bondage under an empty mas­ter.
—-
Karl Riley drifted in alter­nat­ing states of con­cious­ness.  An alarm sounded loudly next to him, and he jerked upright, slam­ming a closed fist down on the key­pad of his mobile.  Groan­ing, he rolled in a twist­ing motion, bring­ing him­self to a sit­ting posi­tion.  It was two in the morn­ing, and appar­ently he was needed imme­di­ately at work.  Mut­ter­ing some­thing about over­time, he dressed, left his apart­ment, and started drov­ing to the support-center, stop­ping only to grab cof­fee from an all-night con­ve­nience store.

As he turned to return to his car, the lights of the con­ve­nience store flick­ered, before fail­ing.  Hear­ing the sales assis­tant swear­ing, Karl walked in dark­ness to his car.  A cloaked fig­ure moved along the street, towards him, mak­ing no attempt at con­ceal­ment.  He reached Karl’s car first, and stood, wait­ing at the dri­ver side door.
“Err… hi?” said Karl, ques­tion­ingly.
The fig­ure stood, silent and motion­less, his face in dark­ness.
“Sorry, that’s my car.  I need to go.  It’s two-twenty on a Thurs­day morn­ing, and I have ten min­utes to get to work.  What are you doing?“
With­out speech, he moved aside, and con­tin­ued to walk along the street.  Glanc­ing cau­tiously, Karl unlocked his car, sat down, and again locked the doors from the inside.  He turned to pull his seat­belt, and again turned back to fas­ten it.  As he looked up from his task, his eyes locked with two per­spi­ca­cious, pen­e­trat­ing eyes, of the fig­ure he had seen moments before, fix­ated to the win­dow of his car.
Tear­ing his gaze from this appari­tion, Karl turned the keys, gunned the engine, and tore off down an otherwise-deserted street.  Breath­ing heav­ily, he reached shak­ily for his cof­fee.
“Wake up Karl, wake up,” he repeated over to him­self.  “Wake up Karl, wake up, wake up, wake up, WAKE UP!”, he found him­self shout­ing.  Except it wasn’t his voice he heard shout­ing.  It had come from behind him.
He leant his weight on the brake of the car, and it shud­dered to a halt in the mid­dle of the street.  His seat­belt caught him, and he turned to the back seat of the car, where the man sat, indif­fer­ent to Karl’s dri­ving abil­i­ties, speak­ing now, in mock­ing tones — “Wake up, Karl.  Wake up.”  He stopped speak­ing, and reached a hand for­wards to firmly grip Karl’s shoul­der.
His ran­cid breath per­me­ated the car, and Karl shud­dered at his touch.
“Am I awake?” asked Karl, now unsure of any­thing.  His grip tight­ened, and Karl winced from the phys­i­cal pain of it.
“Yes.“
“What is hap­pen­ing?“
“You are to be freed from aware­ness.“
With that, he loos­ened his grip on Karls shoul­der, instead reach­ing for his neck.  He moved his face closer, the breath becom­ing stronger, more potent, more repul­sive.  His mouth almost upon Karls throat, he saw a cross, strung around his neck.  Vio­lently, he pulled away, break­ing through the back win­dow of the car, and van­ish­ing into the night.
Skep­ti­cally, Karl glanced out the back win­dow, still won­der­ing if he really was awake.
“He broke my win­dow.“
—-
Arriv­ing at work half an hour late, cov­ered in spilt cof­fee and bro­ken glass, his super­vi­sor, Lara, looked dubi­ously at Karl, but didn’t ask ques­tions.  “There’s a pack­age on your desk” was the extent of con­ver­sa­tion that morn­ing.  A pack­age?  Deliv­ered between when he had left work at 5:30 the pre­vi­ous night and now?
Some­what intrigued, he opened the pack­age.  A potent aroma dif­fused around the room, as three pieces of gar­lic rolled from the pack­age and onto his desk.  A dag­ger fol­lowed — as though the gar­lic wasn’t sur­prise enough.  Star­ing at his work­space as though offended by the pres­ence of these strange objects, they sto­ically remained through his many blinks of dis­be­lief.
A per­son passed in the cor­ri­dor, sniff­ing curi­ously.  Appar­ently sat­is­fied that the smell was sim­ply gar­lic, they con­tin­ued on their duties.
Karl peered into the UPS bag, find­ing a let­ter inside it.

You are being watched. This pack­age car­ries gar­lic that it may not be inter­cepted. You learnt, tonight, of the forces of evil which remain hid­den from soci­ety at large — these forces would not have you read this, would not have you learn of them.  You are the key to con­clude thou­sands of years of lech­ery at the hands of these… crea­tures. They are the un-dead, an accursed peo­ple fallen under the grasp of the evil one.  It is said that there would be one who could crush this mas­ter, free­ing thou­sands from his grasp, and ulti­mately sav­ing human­ity.  This one is you.  Enclosed with this let­ter is a dag­ger, forged from sil­ver — this is the weapon with which you must destroy him, by pierc­ing his heart.  The attack on you tonight was not imag­ined: your attacker was the one who must be destroyed.

“Hmm…” mut­tered Karl, “So, I’m sup­posed to go around wield­ing a piece of sil­ver that arrived in the late evening in a FedEx bag, stab­bing any­one who looks shady and wears black?“
The phone rang.
“Karl Riley” he answered.
“No.“
“I’m sorry?“
“No, you are not to go around stab­bing any­one.  The man who attacked you tonight.  He is the one you must destroy.“
“How…” Karl looked at the dis­play on his phone.  Caller ID resolved the num­ber to an inter­nal exten­sion — 107. “How do you…“
“Nev­er­mind. I can assure you, exten­sion 107 does not exist,” the voice said, appar­ently get­ting louder, “but I do.“
Those last words were heard not on the phone, but from behind Karl, com­ing from Lara.  She wasn’t hold­ing a phone.
“Hello.“
“Umm… hi.  How do you know all this?“
“There are many who know of this evil, but few of us who are empow­ered to act.  Lara, whose body I now occupy, knows noth­ing of this.  She, like most of human­ity, will never be aware of the dark­ness amongst them.  You are elected to serve, you are bur­dened with this knowl­edge.  It is for you to act.“
With that, the fig­ure of Lara flick­ered and dis­ap­peared into the air, leav­ing Karl sit­ting, at a loss.
—-
He returned to his apart­ment, with no word as to why he had been called into work.  He assumed it was asso­ci­ated with the other events of the night, although how, he didn’t know.
The new mes­sages indi­ca­tor flashed on his phone.
“You have… seven new mes­sages.“
“Seven?!” he exclaimed, unbe­liev­ing.
The mes­sages began to play.
“Hey Karl, what’s up?  Phil here.  You com­ing into work today?  Gimme a buzz some­time, okay?“
“Hi Karl, Chris call­ing — missed you at work today, every­thing okay?“
“Hey, it’s Steph.  Where you been the past few days?“
“Karl, Lara here.  Pick up the phone.  Are you there?  Karl?  Where have you been the last week?“
There were another three to play, but Karl slammed a fist down on the machine, and it stopped.
“It’s five A.M., on a Thurs­day.  I was at work twenty min­utes ago.  I left work yes­ter­day at half past five.  Lara saw me at work this morn­ing!  Why do they think I’ve been miss­ing for over a week?“
Cau­tiously, he checked the date on his watch.
“What…” he began to speak.  The phone rang.  He answered, and a voice began speak­ing: “I am com­ing to destroy you.  I am the undead one, whom you encoun­tered some time ago — a week, exactly.  Do not won­der about time, for soon you shall exist, immor­tal and out­side of such petty con­straints.“
Karl lis­tened as the line went dead.  He placed down the phone, and col­lapsed on the floor, his vision obscured by tears of con­fu­sion and des­per­a­tion.  A bird-like sil­hou­ette flick­ered past his win­dow, cast­ing a moon-lit shadow over the fig­ure of Karl.  He heard a voice, with no appar­ent phys­i­cal ori­gin — it chanted softly, envelop­ing, sur­round­ing him — no words were spo­ken, at least, none which he could com­pre­hend, but it was of no con­se­quence.  A sec­ond voice could be heard,  at first quiet, but gain­ing, grow­ing louder.  This voice was gut­tural, vio­lent, harsh.  Formed words came in its’ speech, although Karl could not know their mean­ing.
The first voice began to speak in thoughts to him — he did not recog­nise the words them­selves, but com­pre­hended, nonethe­less.  It was telling him to stand, to walk.  He could not see… shapes moved in his vision, as the two voices raged and fought against each other. He felt him­self being directed, walk­ing, mov­ing towards the table where he had laid the FedEx enve­lope.  Reach­ing, know­ing exactly where to go, directed per­fectly, he lifted the knife from the enve­lope.
He felt the sec­ond voice shift inside his head — his vision of shapes became darker, red­den­ing, as though mad­dened by the touch of sil­ver.  The sounds were tor­tu­ous, a res­o­nant scream pen­e­trat­ing his being, feel­ing as though the pres­ence of the knife would burn his body in two.
A stran­gled voice rasped at him, “RELEASE THE KNIFE”, com­mand­ing force­fully, even in the midst of its agony.  Karl was com­pelled, held still, under the desire of the soft, yet pow­er­ful first voice.  Remain­ing with the knife seemed unbear­able, but releas­ing it?  Karl grasped it fever­ishly, unable to bring him­self to let it fall, trapped between pain and… and he did not know what else.  The words of the let­ter drifted in his mind, as though in a thick fog.
…there would be one who could crush this mas­ter…  you must destroy him, by pierc­ing his heart…
With ago­nis­ing real­i­sa­tion, he felt his arm pull the knife away from his body, only to bring it towards him, plung­ing it deep, into his heart.
The voices ceased.  He was alone, on the floor of his kitchen, fist held tightly around the knife, dying.

Com­ments, cor­rec­tions, etc. are more than wel­come.  I’m not even sure if this is fin­ished — I may end up adding to it, although I’ll have to halve it in size for sub­mis­sion, at any rate.  Meh.