Pay and pray

From an arti­cle in the Syd­ney Morn­ing Her­ald regard­ing John Marsden’s will comes this:

And if fel­low parish­ioners at St John’s Catholic Church in Camp­bell­town thought they had heard the last of Mr Mars­den they were mis­taken, given the money he left for spe­cial Masses.

Car­di­nal George Pell, the Catholic Arch­bishop of Syd­ney, said yes­ter­day that some priests charged nom­i­nal fees of $5, $10 or $20 to say prayers for the repose of the soul, while oth­ers charged nothing.

Asked yes­ter­day about the $20,000 Mr Mars­den had left for this pur­pose, Dr Pell described it as “a good investment”.

Uhmm, okay. We (Protestants/Catholics) really, really are not on the same page. Or the same book. If Car­di­nal Pell’s com­ment is indica­tive of any kind of offi­cial posi­tion — and one would hope that it is, for, quite clearly, Protestantism’s fail­ure is that it rejects a cen­tral heirar­chi­cal (human) author­ity — we’re prob­a­bly not even in the same library.

I thought they left all that indulgences/purgatory stuff alone a lit­tle while after Luther? Appar­ently not.

Telstra vs the mess that is Australia’s copyright system

In an exchange between Phil Tripp, a music media com­men­ta­tor, and Tel­stra Cor­po­rate Affairs man­ager Craig Mid­dle­ton, it’s revealed that the record companies/distributors are just like the rest of us.

Craig Mid­dle­ton said this:

No I am not say­ing iPod users can down­load directly into iTunes. But they can down­load and burn CDs. With a CD there is no need to ‘engi­neer’ any­thing with iTunes — although it is ille­gal to rip from CD onto iPod. As the Syd­ney Morn­ing Her­ald once pointed out there is no legal way to use an iPod — but that makes a lot of us crim­i­nals
:-)

Then Phil Tripp (albeit under a pseu­do­nym) fired this back:

And I’m one of the biggest crim­i­nals around with a suc­ces­sion of three gen­er­a­tions of pods with 11,000 songs on one now and a hard drive with 26,000 songs – but all legal from my own record collection.

SO what you sug­gest I do is use a PC to down­load songs legally from BP, then burn to CD and then I can trans­fer these over to an iPod. KEWL! You got me. Any chance that BP is going to do the 99 cent down­loads again for Novem­ber if iTunes launches?

Tel­stra pulled out the lawyers.

Phil sug­gested that Tel­stra encour­ages cus­tomers to cir­cum­vent its dig­i­tal rights man­age­ment pro­tec­tions. In fact, Tel­stra in no way advo­cates or con­dones this type of action by cus­tomers. Trans­fer­ring Big­Pond Music down­loads from a CD to an iPod or other device is an infringe­ment of copy­right. It is also a breach of the terms and con­di­tions that cus­tomers agree to when they sign-up to use Big­Pond Music. Craig made this clear in his email to Phil by say­ing “it is ille­gal to rip from CD onto iPod.”

Tel­stra is extremely dis­ap­pointed that Phil chose to mis­rep­re­sent his exchange with Craig on the themusic.com.au website.

That is, of course, assum­ing smi­ley faces have absolutely nil seman­tic value. Bull crap. (I try to keep this site clean, and that’s prob­a­bly one of the stronger exple­tives I’ve used here. This deba­cle irks me, lots.)

Tel­stra, just like the rest of us, fully recog­nises what con­sumers will do with DRM’d media. Namely, what­ever the hell they can and want to. No-one reads “terms of ser­vice” for B2C ser­vices, unless they’re secu­rity para­noid (I’ve been known to, but only when I really don’t trust a source – cer­tainly not because I’m afraid of pros­e­cu­tion!), and dis­trib­u­tors know it.

Record com­pa­nies are a bunch of ostriches, it’s true, so maybe they’re the only ones who haven’t cot­toned on to this fact yet. This whole DRM thing is a mas­sive façade to con­vince the record indus­try they do, in fact, have some con­trol over the dis­tri­b­u­tion of their music. Here’s some news: they don’t. You prob­a­bly didn’t hear it here first.

Some texts for people I’m no longer worried about competing with

For Eng­lish Advanced Mod­ule C, Telling the Truth, con­sider:

In no par­tic­u­lar order. Some are, how­ever, bet­ter than oth­ers. All except Net­work are avail­able online (via their own web­site of pub­li­ca­tion or Project Guten­berg).

Oh, and before any­one says they can get Net­work from P2P, I’ll wish you good luck. It’s avail­able on DVD, but only just, and it’s hardly a pop­u­lar film any­more. I rented it out, watched and took notes, then a few days later wanted to check some­thing. I couldn’t find any­thing online, so… I wouldn’t waste your time.

These are all relatively/very obscure, so it’s unlikely many peo­ple will use them. Unless of course lots of peo­ple are search­ing for mod­ule C/telling the truth texts online and find this post. At any rate, enjoy.

MONITOR JOHN COLLETT

Watch out John Col­lett, Busi­ness jour­nal­ist for the Syd­ney Morn­ing Her­ald. It appears you’re being monitored.

A screenshot of the Sydney Morning Herald website, with MONITOR JOHN COLLETT highlighted

The page the link goes to has since been removed, but at the time of writ­ing this is still vis­i­ble in the side col­umn of this page — at any rate, it links to an error page say­ing the requested page could not be found.

Ah, I love a good con­spir­acy theory.

Unfortunate journalism

The Syd­ney Morn­ing Her­ald has had a series of rather unfor­tu­nate snip­pets pub­lished of late. I found them immensely amus­ing (per­haps I’m just child­ish), and thought I’d share two.

From the arti­cle Six stranded on Luna Park ride, the clos­ing para­graph reads thus:

“That acci­dent was believed to have been caused by a cap which blew off a passenger’s head and caught in the Mad Mouse’s car wheels.”

Just for the record, no-one was injured in this inci­dent — It’s just a crap sentence.

And then there was this head­line (prob­a­bly by now ubiq­ui­tous due to syn­di­cated news ser­vices — this one was from AP) — “Probe ordered into Sad­dam under­wear pho­tos.” I’ll leave the mis­read­ing of this to the reader… again, maybe I’m just childish!

UPDATE: The Sad­dam head­line didn’t make it to the next edition’s print, but no such qualms were had about print­ing the last para­graph of the Luna Park arti­cle… ahhh, journalists.

The Coming Racism

I had the dis­plea­sure this morn­ing of read­ing an opin­ion piece in the Syd­ney Morn­ing Her­ald enti­tled “The com­ing storm”, in which “IT spe­cial­ist” Gary Ellett bemoans the threat “Chin­dia” dis­plays to Aus­tralia. Quoted, for pur­poses of crit­i­cal review, is the first para­graph of the article:

The glob­al­i­sa­tion jug­ger­naut will be cat­a­strophic for the island con­ti­nent of Aus­tralia. While our eyes are turned to events in the Mid­dle East, an even more per­ni­cious ter­ror has stealth­ily found its way into Aus­tralia. We do not see any news head­lines about it, but grad­u­ally over the last three years, thou­sands of Aus­tralians have lost their liveli­hoods to the hordes from Chin­dia, through out­sourc­ing ser­vices to off­shore companies.

I think I re-read that para­graph three times before finally decid­ing that it wasn’t being far­ci­cal or satir­i­cal, and that the writer was in fact seri­ous. I’m eth­ni­cally not part of the group that Ellett so blithely and flip­pantly attacks, but, as one who belongs to the pop­u­la­tion he claims to rep­re­sent, I’m insulted.

Per­haps the con­tent is valid — off­shoring of jobs results in dimin­ish­ing employ­ment oppor­tu­ni­ties for Aus­tralians. Or not. Read the rest of this entry »

Something about backwards search engines

No, I’m not talk­ing about elgooG.

The Syd­ney Morn­ing Her­ald pub­lished an arti­cle enti­tled “New Aus­tralian search engine launched” today, the first para­graph of which reads “Australia’s newest search engine Ansearch opens for busi­ness today with a novel twist, demo­graphic search­ing.” It’s not a par­tic­u­larly well writ­ten arti­cle, but the arti­cle ven­dor is AAP, not the SMH itself, so we’ll leave that alone, at least for the minute.

It goes on to laud the search engine for their inno­va­tion, both in this fea­ture of demo­graphic search­ing, and in other areas:

Ansearch says it cuts down search clut­ter by dis­play­ing the main search results as sin­gle web­sites and not the indi­vid­ual pages of websites.

What, like the Google [More results from domain­name] fea­ture? You know, the one that actu­ally works prop­erly? I say “works prop­erly”, because a quick search of Ansearch reveals that their “cut­ting search clut­ter” fea­ture is a tad bro­ken — not to men­tion their char­ac­ter encoding.

Proof that it's broken, demonstrated by duplicate entries and incorrectly encoded characters

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