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Dear RTA, I know you just spent a lot of money finding out exactly how unpopular you are — now I’m telling you why. This one’s on the house.

Think of this as an (il)logic puzzle. Want to renew? Go get a green slip. Got a greenslip? Go get another safety check. Want to just give us money and do the others out of order? Nope, sorry, you can’t do that.
N/A in the Safety Check column actually means “you’re covered for now, don’t sweat it” — but you wouldn’t know it from the form. There’s a vicious red X if you’re not covered, but nary a tick if you are. Also, what’s with the grotesquely antialiased “i” rollovers?
On running Firefox 4 for the first time I was shocked to mouseover a link and apparently not be able to see where I was going. Had they banished the status bar? Of course, everyone’s just playing catchup to Chrome’s UI, and its status bar isn’t really a bar at all — it just appears as and when it’s needed. Perfect.

The way it’s meant to happen!
As and when typically just means “right before you click on a link”, with the whole thing triggered by mouseovers. The first page Firefox loads when you start the browser is available here — http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/4.0/firstrun/ — can you see what’s wrong with it?
I love event-listenery JavaScript as much as the next guy, but the icon on Step 2 suggested I’d be going to another page (c’mon, that’s just what right angle quotation marks have been co-opted to mean on the web!) while the browser wouldn’t say where.
Before visiting any actual pages in Firefox, not much trusting it at this point, I did some quick Googling and discovered two things:
Fail.
Of course, if I’d bothered to actually USE Firefox for 2 minutes – trusting it even though it wouldn’t tell me where links were pointing – I’d have discovered that ordinarily it does. Pie-faced, I retreated to blogging angrily about how Mozilla’s first run screen is a great HTML5 page but a horrible initial demo of the browser’s capabilities.
A few observations from this:
Facebook went out for my user, and after a bit of snooping around I found this…

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