Arr! The world be on fire!

Even ye land-lubbers are runnin’ away from Aye Eii in droves! In the last three days, over one milllion scury dogs turned to the fiery ways of Firefox, the pirates browser of choice ¹! If ye haven’t done so, ye best be headin’ off to grab it smartly like!

^1. Excellent tool though I’m sure Firefox is for various piratical activities, neither meself nor the Mozilla team would be seen to encourage the bilge rats of the internet in their befouling ways!

Yarrrrrrrr!