HSC Stimulus booklet: The most confusing thing this side of UAI calculation

I’m currently trying to negotiate photocopying the HSC 2005 English Stimulus Booklet. This has to be the most challenging experience of my schooling career. Folded without any sense of order, and with margins not large enough for my copier to happily accept it being haphazardly thrown onto the plate, I wish this were an assessable task!