Josh (the blog)

I’ve delivered simple, clear and easy-to-use services for 20 years, for startups, scaleups and government. I write about the nerdy bits here.


@joahua

The Wife not Discovered

An… interesting poem, composed in English by Louis, Kristen and Tori.

Die, bitch
May your days be filled with insufferable pain

It’s not like I ate my sister’s brain
She deserved it, stupid horse

I’ve decided to eat her, pass the sauce!
Kristen is a Novotel

Tori is a Novotel as well.
The hotel industry is huge

Ebenezer Scrooge
is pegging pegs on Josh

There is no rational explanation for any of this.