The dangers of quoting from utterly unrelated songs

From an MSN conversation. (8) is an emoticon that appears to be a musical note.

[19:24:32] Tori:
(8) mysterious as the dark side of the moon (8)
[19:24:36] Josh:
that was the most bizarre assembly
[19:24:42] Tori:
(8) i think i have the emotional capacity of a slug(8)
[19:24:45] Josh:
LOL!
[19:24:46] Tori:
(different song:P)