Josh (the blog)

I’ve delivered simple, clear and easy-to-use services for 20 years, for startups, scaleups and government. I write about the nerdy bits here.


@joahua

A whole new meaning to jailshell

  • (20:25:24) josh: we should spoof their website :P
  • (20:25:27) josh: or something
  • (20:25:29) swylie: lol
  • (20:25:36) swylie: but stupid people would start entering their bank details
  • (20:25:39) josh: actually no, i cant be stuffed :p
  • (20:25:41) josh: ah yeah
  • (20:25:41) swylie: and we could be arrested for fraud
  • (20:25:44) josh: badness :(
  • (20:25:49) josh: haha
  • (20:25:55) josh: my nigerian scam email came TRUE?!
  • (20:25:55) josh: :p
  • (20:26:02) swylie: haha
  • (20:26:18) swylie: mind you, i hear they give you free food in gaol
  • (20:26:23) swylie: or jail
  • (20:26:37) josh: yeah… but because of the nature of the crime there’d be no free bandwidth :’(
  • (20:26:37) swylie: depending on whether you want it to read right, or be politically correct
  • (20:26:42) swylie: doh
  • (20:28:37) josh: (heh, whereas if you get arrested for murder, you can make a small fortune running a datacenter from your cell ;-) it’s secure, there’s free regulated power (for security), and you can stay onsite 24×7!)
  • (20:28:49) swylie: haha
  • (20:28:56) swylie: i could do murder…
  • (20:29:01) swylie: mwhuahaha
  • (20:29:03) josh: hence, criminals make the best hosts *nods* :P
  • (20:29:07) josh: lol
  • (20:29:12) swylie: hahah
  • (20:29:14) josh: man this is worth blogging
  • (20:29:17) josh: one sec :p
  • (20:29:24) swylie: we should put that on the base10 site
  • (20:29:29) josh: lol!
  • (20:29:38) josh: caption: good thing we’re just resellers, huh?
  • (20:29:38) josh: :p
  • (20:29:48) swylie: “base10… because criminals make the best web hosts.”

p.s. It’s a joke. Don’t take it seriously. Our web hosting (details here on our site, due for a revamp) can take over the world without aid from the prison system for HVAC/power! ;-)