Layout tables and homicidal impulses

17 Jan 2006

[Presented as images flashing between footage of a guy with a knife in a movie trailer to heartbeat sounds in the background slowing increasing in pace.]
Mailout. Lack of comprehensive client CSS support. Photoshop. Imageready.

[Blood sprays onto curtain, forming the word:]
Frontpage.
[Trickles. Fade to black.]

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Aside: I need to do video podcasting.