Absurdly cheap lighting console

If anyone has a spare grand sitting around they feel like spending this lovely evening, there’s a just-serviced LSC Axiom 36/72 lighting console going on eBay in a bit over 3 ½ hours. In Melbourne, but with roadcase included. I’d buy it, but I’m broke… something to do with not being able to do any real work on account of trying to get *nix setup forever. Ubuntu is perfect, but for the fact that it wouldn’t consider booting for me for some reason. Blame VIA/EPIA for their clone low-power hardware, methinks.