RTA: Damned if you do, etc.

Dear RTA, I know you just spent a lot of money finding out exactly how unpopular you are – now I’m telling you why. This one’s on the house.

Think of this as an (il)logic puzzle. Want to renew? Go get a green slip. Got a greenslip? Go get another safety check. Want to just give us money and do the others out of order? Nope, sorry, you can’t do that.

N/A in the Safety Check column actually means “you’re covered for now, don’t sweat it” – but you wouldn’t know it from the form. There’s a vicious red X if you’re not covered, but nary a tick if you are. Also, what’s with the grotesquely antialiased “i” rollovers?