Josh (the blog)

I’ve delivered simple, clear and easy-to-use services for 20 years, for startups, scaleups and government. I write about the nerdy bits here.


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HSC Trials timetable

My personal timetable for the upcoming HSC Trial examinations, published mainly so I can refer to it if needed
Exam Date Time
English Area of Study paper Monday, August 1, 2005 8:50–11:00
English Modules paper Wednesday, August 2, 2005 8:55–11:00
Business Studies Wednesday, August 10, 2005 8:55–12:00
Information Technology Framework Thursday, August 11, 2005 13:00–15:00
Modern History Friday, August 12, 2005 13:00–16:00
English Extension 1 Monday, August 15, 2005 8:55–11:00

GarageBand.com

GarageBand: Discovering the best in independent music

Tori pointed me to some music on this website today and it’s surprisingly good quality… at least, so far as I can judge — which is confined to “well produced” and “that sounds good/nice”! At least some of it is under Creative Commons licensing, which is interesting. Good stuff.

Oh, and a tip: Personally, I think the best way to listen is to go to a genre you’re a fan of and start a player with all tracks and just keep clicking “Next” if you don’t like a particular track. Of course, you can download all the material as well, but if you want to use it like streaming radio then that’s the way to go.

The Demons of the Cities

By German poet, Georg Heym, written at some point in the early 20th century (or maybe very late 19th C.), that doesn’t appear to be anywhere online (despite being on several university reading lists).

The midnight cities cower underfoot;
The demons trample through the urban graves;
Their skipper-beards, a sprout of smoke and soot,
Bristle like chins of Charons needing shaves.

Creeping on fog-shoes where the pavement drowses
And crawling forward slowly room by room,
Their shadows waver over waves of houses
And gobble street-lights in the black gulps of gloom.

Their knees are kneeling on the city towers,
Their feet make footstools of the city squares,
And where the rain strews down its bleakest flowers
Their stormy pipe of Pan rears up and blares.

Around their feet each city’s dark refrain
Is circling like a rondo of the waters.
An ode to death. Now faint, now shrill again,
The dirge ebbs into darkness till it falters.

The stream they stroll on is a snaky glow,
Its dim back speckled by the yellow glimmer
The lanterns – blanketed in the black-out – throw.
The melancholy reptile wallows.

Their weight falls heavy on a bridge’s railing
Each time their hands fall heavy into swarms
Of urban flesh, as if some faun were flailing
Across a slimy swamp his outstretched arms.

Now one stands up. He hangs a ghoul’s black mask
On the white moon. The leaden heavens spill
Down darkly from a heaven darker still,
Crushing the houses in a jet-black cask.

A snapping sound. A city’s backbone splits.
A roof cracks open, reddening its rent
With arson. Demons squat on it like cats
And ululate into the firmament.

A spawning mother bawls where midnight billows;
The steep crescendo of each labour pang
Arches her brawny pelvis from its pillows;
Around her the enormous devils throng.
She’s tossed yet anchored. Overhead, her bed’s
Whole ceiling shakes with howlings of the tortured.
Red furrow – redder; longer. Now the orchard
Brings forth the fruit. It rips her womb to shreds.

The devil’s necks are growing like giraffes’.
The baby has no head. The mother lugs
It with her till she faints; a devil laughs;
Her spine is tickled by cold thumbs of frogs.

Tossing their horns, the demons grow so tall
They gash the very sky for blood to plunder.
Through laps of cities roars their earthquake-thunder
While lightning sizzles where their hoofbeats fall.

Another version reads thus:

They wander through the cities night enshrouds:
The cities cower, black, beneath their feet.
Upon their chins like sailors’ beards the clouds
Are black with curling smoke and sooty sleet.

On seas of houses their long shadow sways
And snuffs ranked street-lamps out, as with a blow.
Upon the pavement, thick as fog, it weighs,
And gropes from house to house, solid and slow.

With one foot planted on a city square,
The other knee upon a tower, they stand,
And where the black rain falls they rear, with blare
Of quickened Pan’s-pipes in a cloud-stormed land.

About their feet circles a ritornelle
With the sad music of the city’s sea,
Like a great burying-song. The shrill tones swell
And rumble in the darkness, changefully.

They wander to the stream that, dark and wide,
As a bright reptile with gold-spotted back,
Turns in the lanterned dark from side to side
In its sad dance, while heaven’s stare is black.

They lean upon the bridge, darkly agog,
And thrust their hands among the crowds that pass,
Like fauns who perch above a meadow bog
And plunge lean arms into the miry mass.

Now one stands up. He hangs a mask of gloom
Upon the white-cheeked moon. The night, like lead
From the dun heavens, settles as a doom
On houses into pitted darkness fled.

The shoulders of the cities crack. A gleam
Of fire from a roof burst open flies
Into the air. Big-boned, on the top beam
They sit and scream like cats against the skies.

A little room with glimmering shadows billows
Where one in labor shrieks her agony.
Her body lifts gigantic from the pillows.
And the huge devils stand about to see.

She clutches, shaking, at her torture-bed.
With her long shuddering cry the chamber heaves.
Now the fruit comes. Her womb gapes long and red,
And bleeding, for the child’s last passage cleaves.

The devils’ necks grow like giraffes’. The child
Is born without a head. The mother moans
And holds it. On her back, clammy and wild,
The frog-fingers of fear play, as she swoons.

But vast as giants now the demons loom.
Their horns in fury gore the bleeding skies.
An earthquake thunders in the cities’ womb
About their hooves, where flint-struck fires rise.

Mt. Buller panorama

A 14424x407 pixel panorama from Mt. Buller

Just to get bandwidth utilisation back to normal, or something ;) The file is 14424 pixels wide, and 407 high. It’s been manually stitched, and isn’t too bad, given I shot the sequence in under two minutes with no great degree of accuracy. 623KB JPEG. Click the image above to be taken to a full size version of the photograph.

If you do happen to click through, note the cloud of smoke spreading from the bushfires! It looks even cooler in these photos:

Clouds spreading horizontally
This one reminds me of the spreading cloud of darkness around… that bad place in Lord of the Rings (I’ve read it, but only endured the first movie–no, I’m not a fan, sorry world). Only it’s not quite so dark. But it reminds me of it anyway. Picture Lord of the Rings with an ugly damn and some sheds in it, or something (I couldn’t satisfactorily crop it, sorry!)…

Clouds of smoke rising from behind mountains looking like it's come from an explosion.
I’m convinced it looks like there are mushroom clouds in this one… but… there’s not. Looks like explosions in the distance, but the colour (once tweaked a bit) comes out nicely in the photo, in my opinion.

Back on the air, with piratical Scandinavians!

A viking!At approximately 22:09, web services came back online near-completely. This weblog should be functioning perfectly, though there’s a few quirky things happening around the place which will be attended to as quickly as possible.

Hi again. Glad I figured out how to take off that lens cap… (and thanks, Michael, for getting stuff sorted out!)

Update, July 19: Michael has posted briefly about it, apparently there’s more to come, though.

&#8230;And I&#8217;ve learnt to use the <code>&lt;INS&gt;</code> tag!</ins>

Now, we&#8217;ve got (slightly less pot-bellied than the one pictured) VIKINGS to protect us with their <abbr title="Redundant Array of Independent Drives">RAID</abbr>!! Tis exciting times indeed! Yarrr!

Okay, so we don&#8217;t have vikings. We do, however, have a redundant array of independent drives, which is <em>nearly</em> as exciting as those piratical Scandinavians&#8230;