Josh (the blog)

I’ve delivered simple, clear and easy-to-use services for 20 years, for startups, scaleups and government. I write about the nerdy bits here.


@joahua

A whole new meaning to jailshell

  • (20:25:24) josh: we should spoof their website :P
  • (20:25:27) josh: or something
  • (20:25:29) swylie: lol
  • (20:25:36) swylie: but stupid people would start entering their bank details
  • (20:25:39) josh: actually no, i cant be stuffed :p
  • (20:25:41) josh: ah yeah
  • (20:25:41) swylie: and we could be arrested for fraud
  • (20:25:44) josh: badness :(
  • (20:25:49) josh: haha
  • (20:25:55) josh: my nigerian scam email came TRUE?!
  • (20:25:55) josh: :p
  • (20:26:02) swylie: haha
  • (20:26:18) swylie: mind you, i hear they give you free food in gaol
  • (20:26:23) swylie: or jail
  • (20:26:37) josh: yeah… but because of the nature of the crime there’d be no free bandwidth :’(
  • (20:26:37) swylie: depending on whether you want it to read right, or be politically correct
  • (20:26:42) swylie: doh
  • (20:28:37) josh: (heh, whereas if you get arrested for murder, you can make a small fortune running a datacenter from your cell ;-) it’s secure, there’s free regulated power (for security), and you can stay onsite 24×7!)
  • (20:28:49) swylie: haha
  • (20:28:56) swylie: i could do murder…
  • (20:29:01) swylie: mwhuahaha
  • (20:29:03) josh: hence, criminals make the best hosts *nods* :P
  • (20:29:07) josh: lol
  • (20:29:12) swylie: hahah
  • (20:29:14) josh: man this is worth blogging
  • (20:29:17) josh: one sec :p
  • (20:29:24) swylie: we should put that on the base10 site
  • (20:29:29) josh: lol!
  • (20:29:38) josh: caption: good thing we’re just resellers, huh?
  • (20:29:38) josh: :p
  • (20:29:48) swylie: “base10… because criminals make the best web hosts.”

p.s. It’s a joke. Don’t take it seriously. Our web hosting (details here on our site, due for a revamp) can take over the world without aid from the prison system for HVAC/power! ;-)

Roundcube

Roundcube is a cool AJAX webmail client.

Via Karmakars

Literally lost

<erno> hm. I’ve lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can’t figure out where in my apartment it is.

I always thought that bash.org quote was fabricated until just now. I literally lost my router. It was responding to ping, it worked completely (I was using the web inteface), but I had no idea where it was. I looked in the usual place and it was gone!

So I rebooted my cable modem instead (the BigPond connection was “there”, just not working. Happens once every month or two.), went to the web interface and reconnected, and all was good.

I think it might have fallen somewhere underneath our Commander PBX, but I’d need to move a not-insubstantial desk full of cables and various IT gear, and risk disconnecting some of the 12 or so network connected devices, in order to see it for sure. Meanwhile, it’s out of sight and working perfectly!

Working perfectly, that is, as a basic Internet gateway. If we were using its horrible unsecurable (you can do MAC based auth, but only if you’re prepared to enter the MAC addresses of LAN devices, too. I’m not. It’s also impossible just to grant wireless Internet access and block off the LAN — I’d be perfectly happy leaving the AP wide open if I could do that, because bandwidth should be free. Yeah, whatever, I’m a ‘net commie.) wireless, I imagine reception would be rather poor in that RFI nest! (Assuming it’s where I think it is)

Insightful comment of the day RE: Lane Cove tunnel collapse

Why don’t we fill the hole with the current state goverment?! Would save waiting until 2007!

From an SMH blog comment. I can’t wait for the next election!

The venerable mum/dad lab/lib metaphor (elucidated in this piece — search for “Labor is mum, the Coalition is dad” — and shamelessly repeated by the SMH many times since) is wearing thinner and thinner in NSW, as Labor repeatedly shows itself to be comprehensively incompetent in both the realm of social welfare and “hard” issues such as keeping contactors in line and maintaining order, etc. And yes, before anyone jumps up and down about it, it is playing on gender stereotypes, but it’s just a convenient metaphor. So get over it.

My tactic for Riefenstahl essay

Sit down and argue about the semantics and purpose of “propaganda” for eight pages. Deftly avoid the question and hope they don’t realise no judgement has been made. That whole expectation is so un-academic, anyway.

*laughs at folly of HSC Modern History outcomes*

Meanwhile, Tori has finished her HSC as of ~12.30 today. I hate you I hate you I hate you! Well… no, I really don’t, but you know that so it’s okay. :) Congrats!