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Abbreviated Human

Abbreviated Human (PDF, 157.3KB) was submitted today. The PDF uses Type 1 fonts, and is hence best viewed on paper, but Acrobat Reader does a fairly good job of rendering it nicely on screen. My recommendation to the reader is to click “View” then “Page Layout” then select “Continuous — Facing” in Acrobat Reader, if your screen is sufficiently wide.

Further, if you want to print it, the best way to do this is as a double-sided document, as the page margins alternate slightly to accomodate for this.

The work is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs License. Whilst the license permits reproduction for non-commerical purposes, I would personally prefer this did not occur extensively. A plain HTML version may be forthcoming at some point in the future.

Comments on this post are disabled for a reason — attempts to comment elsewhere will be deleted. I’m publishing this work, not seeking feedback. That stage has passed.

I’m using the Internet here as a unidirectional medium because this work was never crafted as hypertext, never meant to be part of an inter-related web of data relationships, and has been transposed into this form incidentally. I’m sharing this work, but not wishing for extrapolation. Read what you will from it alone. I hope it is powerful and lucid enough to be appreciated as a piece of art, but I don’t wish to receive feedback on it, be that criticism or praise. The work’s purpose was never that, and I hope it achieves something greater than mere acknowledgement or a number on a sheet of paper in a few months time.

Radio silence

Until probably Wednesday evening, or thereabouts. Good night, world. Apologies for the lack of quality content lately.

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Picking on the SMH some more

In today’s paper, an article entitled “Wages crack the $1000 barrier“, came this spot of genius.

A pay packet of $1000 a week is no longer anything to brag about.

Full-time adult ordinary-time earnings – the benchmark for Australia’s average wage – rose to $1008.10 a week in the three months to May 31, or $52,432 a year, the Bureau of Statistics announced yesterday.

Full-time women workers are yet to reach the new pay landmark, averaging $906 a week compared with men on $1064.

Right, so, I’m throwing in a disclaimer here. I don’t do maths as a subject, and haven’t for a while. But I think I know how to average two numbers — correct me if I’m wrong. It goes something like “add them together, and divide by two”.

Women earn $906, men earn $1064. That adds to be $1970. We’re already guessing it’s wrong, because it’s impossible to get 10 cents from that. But hey, I’ll do the sum anyway: it’s $985. And no cents.

It seems there’s more than a few workers of dubious gender in Australia…

Ah, it appears Nick has discovered where I went wrong. The ten cents thing did seem a little too… odd… to be straight out incorrect!

On a fact-free piece on a complaint about fact-checking

Whilst speaking of journalists who don’t bother to check their facts, the SMH’s Razor blog seems to be a tad keen on drawing a distinction between “bloggers” and “real” journalists. You’d think they’d be careful to not alienate their audience (presumably mostly geeks) in this way, but apparently not: the Big Media agenda seems to have come through rather clearly, as fact-checking standards for SMH weblogs are (one would hope — but possibly not) rather less strict than their ‘real’ journalism.

Robert Scoble’s cell phone number has been in the side column of his blog for ages. This wouldn’t be such a big deal if your blog post — I daren’t call it an ‘article’ or anything else that comes closer to ‘journalism’, lest they take offense — wasn’t speaking on the subject of lack-of-fact checking. Caught out by irony, it seems.

Dust glow

A photo of dust on the floor