Josh (the blog)

I’ve delivered simple, clear and easy-to-use services for 20 years, for startups, scaleups and government. I write about the nerdy bits here.


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SACS Idol 2005

SACS Idol

Coming May 12.

Cool MySQL function

I just discovered that MySQL has a mathematical function called RAND(). It serves two purposes, one of which was relevant to me, the other is just nifty to know.

You can use RAND() as a random number generator (although it’s probably not terribly random) simply by using the syntax

SELECT RAND();

or with a seed value between the parentheses

SELECT RAND(1234);

or (and this is the cool one for me) like this

SELECT * FROM tbl_name ORDER BY RAND();

to retrieve results in a random order.

Nifty, hey?

More info can be found on the MySQL Reference Manual Mathematical Functions page

Statistics for April

This month past has regrettably been one in which I haven’t spent enough time creating content, although March was fairly good, but the traffic didn’t really falter for it.

Unique: 2091
Visits: 4281
Pages: 14158
Hits: 44419
Bandwidth: 484.76 MB

Unique impressions are up by over 600 from last month, suggesting increased driven traffic (from external sites, search engines, etc., which accounted for 13.1% of total traffic, as opposed to incidental traffic – that is, regular visitors, syndication, etc.). Bandwidth is slightly up on March, exceeding 500MB if non-viewed statistics are included (there was 192.48 MB of non-viewed traffic, which means search engine spidering as well as certain syndication services I think), which is getting fairly sizeable I think, especially compared to last year’s statistics for this month (which aren’t really valid, because there was a holder page up then, but it’s fun to point out) — 2.38MB of traffic and 30 unique visitors!

The most popular post on this website remains the original DashLite announcement, although the updated version doesn’t really get a look in… which is okay, because it was released more out of social responsibility than any new need, and people can choose for themselves what they want.

See also:
February 2005 statistics
September/October 2004 statistics
June 2004 statistics

Political Correctness check

You’ve probably heard of spell- and grammar-checking, but this one is new to me!

A screenshot of Word trying to replace 'religious establishment' with 'religious establishments'

Ah, Microsoft is trying to pluralise the establishment! Take that, monopoly conspiracy theorists! ;)

A more coherent Recreant Strength

This one should probably even be readable! Seriously, it’s been cleaned up a lot… if the last one was too much, this should be easier to read… and hopefully less dependent upon the original play it’s based on!

I also refuse to use version numbers for a composition, so I’m just going to say this:

Download the ‘revised’ Recreant Strength here.